PLEASE TROG, GIVE ME THE CHILD.I GO FOR THE POTATO DUMPLINGS, BUT I STAY FOR THE TWO LITER BOOT FISTING!TROG
starring Joan Crawford and Michael Gough
Anthropologists discover a missing link Neanderthal man alive in a cave. They capture the creature and study it. Crawford develops a relationship with the beast and manages to keep it's rage in check until saboteur Michael Gough turns the enraged beast loose whereupon the creature kills Gough and goes on a Frankenstein-like rampage terrorizing local citizens. When he attempts to eat some fruit at a local grocery, he kills the proprietor and hangs him on a meat hook. Trog has a certain sense of style at least! He then terrorizes a playground full of children but kidnaps a little girl and takes her back to his cave. Joan Crawford is able to communicate with Trog and get him to return the little girl before the authorities destroy the murdering creature. This is the Ken Films digest of the feature-length horror flick."Before Jesus Christ there was 'TROG'! Trog was the 'ancester' who caused original sin and caused the 'second Adam' to have to come down and redeem mankind. So it was not the sin of Adam as that would be a myth, but it was 'in fact' Trog who brought us down. It's funny but I don't hear Christ refer to Trog anywhere..."THE THING W/ TWO HEADS........
