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Kris

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

mystic analytic.
logic psychotic.
eclectic skeptic.
krav maga pinata.
spastic sarcastic.
linguistic artistic.
realistic egotistic.
orgasmic fantastic.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Megan Fox, please.

My Blog

hitting the reset button on life...

One of the most amazing parts of the holidays is the part where you unwrap your gifts. Sure, sure, family, mistletoe, caroling, snow, etc... Lie all you want, I know it's about the gifts. What I'm tal...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Dec 2008 01:01:00 GMT

Patriotism for Dummies

In 2002, before there was the lore of Barack Obama, our President-Elect, there was a first-term state Senator from Illinois. Before he went on to give amazing goose bump-inducing speeches that conserv...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 09:52:00 GMT

Why women should vote.

Today I wanted to write a funny blog about working in the big city, riding the subway and how every woman looks like a blond, carbon-copy of one another, etc. I thought it would be a fitting contras...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 09:20:00 GMT

Kristinas Rules for Organizing a Party.

1. Ignore people who adamently say they are coming: We all know they will be the first to forget the date/address/start time. 2. Don't invite people who cause problems: You may love them to death, but...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 07:25:00 GMT

A Conversation About Love

Let me preface this by saying that Alex is one of the biggest narcissists I know. I've known him for a long time, and it probably helps that his older sister is one of my oldest friends. Alex is alway...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 09:58:00 GMT

Birthday Presence.

A ton of people hate celebrating their birthdays because they don't want to acknowledge getting old(er). The celebration of birthdays are not the celebration of getting older; but the celeb...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 15:26:00 GMT

Growing Up Way Too Fast

As my twenty-fifth birthday approaches, I do not have much time to think about the successes and failures over the last quarter of my life. If I did have the time, I don't think I would enjo...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 08:39:00 GMT

Embrace your inner bad guy.

Maybe you guys don't know this about me, but I'm a wrestling fan.   I grew up watching tons and tons of sports, but it was wrestling that affected me most. I immersed myself in this world of larg...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 15:34:00 GMT

Warning: Introspection Ahead

My last few blogs have been particularly somber. I'm starting to sound like a "conscious blogger."Ha! I can't rap so I'll leave that to Ye, NaS, and Common. Seriously though, I haven't written in a wh...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 11:30:00 GMT

Angie Zapata.

Angie Zapata, born Justin David Zapata, was found beaten to death in her Greeley apartment in Denver, Colorado on July 17th, 2008. She died from the severe beating and blows to the head and ...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 12:57:00 GMT