Gold Sword

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Gold Sword was born in a dusty box floating across the clouds, birthed at the moment that lobsters began to dance on the cardboard rooftop. The box began to droop, and soon started to fall from the sky. It crashed through the window of an innocuous Transylvanian castle, where it dropped into Count Dracula's clutches. After many hours of hypnotherapy, we were persuaded to deliver hundreds upon dozens of quarts of succulent ear blood to our caped master./we have a tape, which is currently being beamed in from a distant planet named zandapblos hatteraltife. it is tasty and cheap, and we will hand-package one for you if you ask./we have a cd, now, too, called (gold sword's) pantry of architectural misconstruals. its songs even have names! (they are these (in sequence):) lemon tart tyrant; elliptical limb structures, as seen through funhouse mirrors; jesse jackson's posse confronts an illegitimate bingo hall; rufus likes his socks fancy; bizarro moustache world; time travellers anonymous: a ten-step program to help cope with time-travel addiction. these ones go for six brothers (dollars); and the covers are all hand-made, and baked to life with love.