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Sarah™

Do not squander time. That is the stuff life is made of.

About Me


I am NOT here for sex, or any type of fucking "romance"!
I constantly get messages from men all over this fucking country telling me that they think I'm sexy, or that they want to "fuck me doggy-style". Fucking retards, listen! Yes, I am single. NO, I do not want to date you. Do any of you even know how many fucking pedophiles and rapists are condescending on the internet?! Leave me the fuck alone. If you see me on the streets and you still think I'm "sexy", then feel free to come up to me. But don't fucking do it on the internet.
Okay. Now that I got that out of the way.
The name's Sarah. Don't wear it out.
I've only been 20 for about 2 months and 3 days now.
And I can't wait until I'm finally 21.
Bring on the Vodka, son!
And, the Mike's Hard Lemonade.
I don't care about the flavor.
Anyway, I've self-diagnosed myself with A.D.D.
So, if you're talking about something, and you see me staring off into space, don't worry. I just happen to find that whatever it is you're talking about, completely bores me enough to look at something else.
LEARN TO KEEP MY INTEREST!
Or else you're going to lose it.
I hate pedophiles with a fucking passion.
Any old motherfucker that preys on young girls/boys sexually is just gross and majorly disturbing.
Don't try and pull that bullshit with me. I'll tell you right now, it won't work.
Unless you want your brain to be spread out all over the concrete pavement, don't do it.
MUSIC=LIFE.
Well, that's my philosophy anyway.
If you'd like to know what I listen to, or what I'm interested in, go look in my "Interests" and "General Interests" section. If you don't want to read anything about me, then DON'T TRY TO ADD ME OR TALK TO ME. I'll chew your ass off in a heartbeat.
If you can't stand the fucking heat, then get your ass out of the fucking kitchen.

My Interests

Wrestling. Music. Dancing. Singing. Laughing. Bowling. Hangin' with friends. Playing with my niece. Drinking. Partying. Clubbin'. Movies. Shopping. MySpace. Video Games. Hating Paris Hilton. Tae-Bo. Being outdoors.

I'd like to meet:

Besides Dane Cook, Johnny Knoxville, Carlos Mencia, and Bam Margera, I'd like to meet some down-to-earth people. The ones that don't pretend to be something they aren't. You know, fake. I hate fake people. Whatever happened to being yourselves?

Music:

Music=Life.
At least, that's my philosophy. I listen to any and everything when it comes to music.

Simple Plan. Good Charlotte. HIM. Avenged Sevenfold. Nickelback. Ludacris. Ciara. Aly & AJ. Vanessa Hudgens. Ashley Tisdale. Justin Timberlake. OKGO. Cartel. Fergie. Black Eyed Peas. Hilary Duff (only a little). Josh Turner. Josh Gracin. Clay Aiken. Beyonce. Killswitch Engage. Edith Piaf. Green Day. Three Days Grace. Katharine McPhee. Ginuine. Lloyd. Lil' Wayne. Chris Brown. Chris Daughtry. Fozzy. The Luchagors. Mims. Sean Paul. Diddy. Pussycat Dolls. Huey. UNK.

Movies:

Gone With The Wind. Casablanca. Breakfast At Tiffany's. National Lampoon's Van Wilder: The Rise of Taj. Epic Movie. Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle. Scary Movie 1-3. The Ring. The Ring 2. Clerks. Clerks II. Material Girls. The Marine. Ice Age. Ice Age: The Meltdown. Lady and the Tramp. The Little Mermaid. Beauty and the Beast. Aladdin. Dirty Dancing.

Television:

I don't watch as much television as I used to, but from the shows that I'm about to list, it sure seems like I do.

Charmed. Angel. The Hills. Laguna Beach. American Idol. Veronica Mars. America's Next Top Model. Mind of Mencia. Simpsons. Still Standing. Reba. What I Like About You. Heroes. Ugly Betty. Grey's Anatomy. South Park. TNA iMPACT!. WWE SmackDown!. Hannah Montana. Suite Life of Zack and Cody. The Real World. Bam's Unholy Union. Viva La Bam. Jackass. Wild Boys. Fear Factor reruns. Passions.

Books:

The Da Vinci Code. Second Genesis. The Sleeper Cell. Angels & Demons. The Christmas Basket. The Snow Bride.

Pretty much, whatever can grasp my attention. If I can't get past staring at the first paragraph of the first chapter, then the book isn't worth reading.

Heroes:


My parents.

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Maria Kanellis.

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Candice Michelle.

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Victoria.

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Mickie James.

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Ashley Massaro.

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Shelly Martinez aka Ariel.

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Torrie Wilson.

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Melina.

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Stacy Keibler.