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Melanie

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BE WARNED MY BLOG IS VERY OPEN, TRUTHFUL, HONEST AND YES I'M A LITTLE BIT OPINIONATED, SO GO ELSEWHERE IF YOU ARE AT ALL SENSITIVE. AND NEVER ASK ME TO DELETE COMMENTS BECAUSE THERES NO CHANCE OF THAT HAPPENING!!!I'm 37, fun loving and adventurous. I've got a little boy called declan who is nearly 4 years old and a terror but bloody gorgeous!

I'm Editor of www.pokernews.com Magazine for UK/Ireland , poker player, and tournament director

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Melanie Lofthouse --
[noun]:
An oral sex master
'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.comPink - Stupid Girl

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Melanie
Birthday: 03/03/71
Birthplace: Rotherham
Current Location: Doncaster
Eye Color: Ice Blue
Hair Color: Dyed red
Height: 5ft 10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambidextrous ;) but mainly left
Your Heritage: Yorkshire
The Shoes You Wore Today: leather boots
Your Weakness: chocolate and crisps
Your Fears: clowns, spiders, balloons
Your Perfect Pizza: cheese tomato and pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: find a fella
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: crap is it that time already!!
Your Best Physical Feature: boobs and bum
Your Bedtime: eh? bed
Your Most Missed Memory: don't have one
Pepsi or Coke: diet cherry coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: macdonalds
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: a little
Do you Sing: yes very good
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: been there done that
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: a tiny bit
Do you think you are Attractive: i think i'm cute
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes and no
Do you like Thunderstorms: no
Do you play an Instrument: usd to play clarinet
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: whats oreos??
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: eek no way
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: old and gracefully and quick!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: lol i'm already grown up
What country would you most like to Visit: more of america
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: no preference
Favourite Hair Color: brown/black/blonde
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: taller than 5ft10 ie me :)
Weight: don't mind
Best Clothing Style: smart casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1 when younger, but not anymore
Number of CDs I own: 100's but now all on my ipod
Number of Piercings: just my ears
Number of Tattoos: 2 on my left boob of a yorkshire rose and triquetra on my back
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none
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My Blog

I give up with ex's !!!

No names mentioned prob cos he'll get his mum to call me  PMSL  but a certain person will not give me an address as to where Declan will be with him when he has him for a weekend,  he s...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 09:48:00 GMT

monster hangover

Well I got a babysitter (couldn't believe it) and so ended up last minute going out with Julie and Julie.  1st Julie is my old flatmates daughter who is a year older than me, and other Julie work...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 05:15:00 GMT

mate of a mates hen party

Well tonight i'm off out on my old flatmates daughters friends henparty, what a gobful Bit of a long story to it but the hen is being a bit of a mare so 5 of us are meeting in town for drinks then ca...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 09:56:00 GMT

singledom

Well its been a few days since I last blogged and much has happened.  Lindz and G have decided to split :(  real shame didn't see that coming Going down south on 7th June as Dec is with his...
Posted by on Tue, 29 May 2007 08:21:00 GMT

1 fucking outers :(

Well met Loz in wokingham was gonna cinema but ended up in the pub, then picked up Lindz and Les from hospital, then decided that i'd go to the Vic to play the 100 game. Well it started well was 80 up...
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 19:52:00 GMT

well...when it rains it pours

Well brought Lindz back from hospital and one of her friends Les had been rushed in same day with a suspected stroke/seizure :(   so last couple of days have been touch and go Today suppose...
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 02:39:00 GMT

Lindz had wisdom teeth out today

Well dropped Lindz off at hospital today at 12.30pm for her to have out her wisdom teeth under general anaesthetic.  Know what shes going thru cos had mine out when I was 16.  Lets hope she ...
Posted by on Mon, 21 May 2007 08:17:00 GMT

in an hour setting off for a week of fun in Reading

Well can't wait, setting off with Dec in an hour after i've got my arse in the shower down to Reading for a week Lindz has her wisdom teeth out tomorrow so will be looking after her, and other than a ...
Posted by on Sun, 20 May 2007 03:12:00 GMT

cats died

Well I woke up this morning to find Saunders had died in her sleep The vet was due out to her today at midday because she had an inoperable tumour so probably best really :(    
Posted by on Fri, 18 May 2007 00:22:00 GMT

Do call centres actually listen to what you're saying

So you get the call..... you know its a call centre it takes them 15seconds to pick up after their automated dialler does work for them...... Script.  hello  can i speak to melanie lofthous...
Posted by on Wed, 16 May 2007 10:23:00 GMT