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I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 Who is Irene? Why does she work at Dunlop & Blythe's? Who invented the Nilfisk 90? The same man who invented R2D2? Which one has better suction? Who cares? We don't, we just like asking questions.But who are we? We are the silly side of you, the people who invent plungers and bidets, who play with sawdust and sort it into even little piles when we're done. We have thought about the Yo-Yo.Why are we here? We are here to help you. To help you live and invent, and if at all possible, to make tons of cash. But you don't want to know about the cash part.What shape are we? Let's just say we're spiral and we bounce. Have you guessed it yet? If you have, you are not a well person. But how can we change your lives? Well, we can't, but you can. So enough vague nonsense. Let's get down to some more specific nonsense:Lesson no. 1: Everything has a blemish, so live with it.Lesson no. 2: Truth is an ideal that rhymes with tooth, and they both must be painfully extracted.Lesson no. 3: A man's god and his dog are exactly the same thing, a hairy tale wagging entity that takes up a lot of time and effort. So you have one or you don't.Lesson no. 4: Golf is an anagram of flog. Get the message?