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How about a nice cup of shut the fuck up?

About Me

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I'm just me. I have a twisted, sarcastic sense of humor, and I find amusement in the stupidest things. I am VERY easily entertained. :D Basically, I kick monkey ass, and you all know it. hahah
If you knew me, you'd know that I'm pretty open-minded when it comes to most things.
Anyhoos, bug the AIM s/n for shits and giggles: VelleFromHell67

**Keep in mind:
Proper capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

My Interests

:Cooking: :Shooting pool: :Attending EDM events: :Industrial clubs: :Concerts/shows: :Cartoons: :Books: :Guitar: :Snowboarding: :Freehand glowsticking: :BMEZine: :Mark Ryden: :King's Cup:

I'd like to meet:

This winner.

MUY IMPORTANTE: Please don't try to add me as a friend unless you've met me in real life. It's pretty much pointless and annoying. At least try and message me first. :D That is all. Carry on.

Music:

Eargasm: 80's thrash metal. Electronica (Industrial/EBM, psytrance, house, dnb). Hardcore/Metalcore. Classic rock. Hair metal. Blues. Rockabilly. Hell, occasionally I'll even get an itching for some 90's alt rock, new wave, or even old hip hop. :) Yes, I said new wave. So what if I can't stop listening to A-ha's "Take On Me"? hahaha
What comes to mind:
_ KILLSWITCH ENGAGE ,
.:Stray Cats,
.:MetallicA (old),
.:Aesthetic Perfection,
.:KMFDM,
.:2pac,
.:Sesto Sento,
_ ELECTRIXX ,
.:Motley Crue,
.:Felix da Housecat,
.:Agonoize,
.:The Roots,
.:Tiesto,
.:Prodigy,
.:Bullets and Octane,
_ MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE ,
.:All That Remains,
.:Anthrax,
.:Growling Mad Scientists,
.:Mauro Picotto,
.:Die Sektor,
_ SYSTEM OF A DOWN ,
.:White/Rob Zombie,
.:Miguel Migs,
.:AC/DC,
.:God Module,
.:Bleeding Through,
.:Snoop,
.:Pennywise,
_ COMBICHRIST ,
.:Testament,
.:Suicide Commando,
.:Cosmic Gate,
.:Hocico,
.:Voodoo & Serano,
.:Slayer,
.:Sabbath/Ozzy,
_ INFECTED MUSHROOM ,
.:Ferry Corsten,
.:The Doors,
.:KoRn,
.:Katsumoto,
.:Trivium,
.:As I Lay Dying,
_ PSYCLON NINE ,
.:Rammstein,
.:Gorillaz,
.:Kaskade,
.:Bloodhound Gang,
.:Armin Van Buuren,
.:Clapton,
_ BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE ,
.:HIM,
.:Aerosmith,
.:Satriani,
.:Led Zeppelin,
.:NIN,
.:David Morales,
.:Stevie Ray Vaughn,
_ AVENGED SEVENFOLD ,
.:AFI,
.:Rolling Stones,
.:In Flames,
.:RHCP,
.:Sublime,
.:Bad Religion,
.:Symphony X,
_ GRENDEL ,
.:Marilyn Manson,
.:Eminem,
.:Emilie Autumn,
.:Guns N' Roses,
.:ZZ Top,
_ .:PANTERA, ,
.:oh, and Tenacious D, if they count. :D

RIP, Dimebag. You will be missed.

Movies:

Pulp Fiction , Almost Famous, The Silence of the Lambs, Raging Bull, Napoleon Dynamite, The Breakfast Club, Zoolander , Ichi the Killer, The Green Mile, Super Troopers, The Machinist, The Color of Money, Battle Royale, Snatch , Se7en, American Beauty, The Shawshank Redemption, The Life of David Gale, Kill Bill 1 & 2, A Night at the Roxbury , Deliverance, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Truman Show, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, Trainspotting , Forrest Gump, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Usual Suspects, The 40 Year Old Virgin , Finding Nemo, Up in Smoke, The Matrix, SLC Punk! , Cast Away, Poolhall Junkies, The Ring, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Old School, Dazed and Confused , Reservoir Dogs, School of Rock, Gone in 60 Seconds, Memento, American History X , Boondock Saints, Troy, Full Metal Jacket...

Television:

Family Guy , Good Eats, Lost , The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air , 24 , Iron Chef/ICA, That 70's Show , SNL, Mad TV, The Simpsons , Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, CSI (Vegas) , Mythbusters, Whose Line is it Anyway, and stand-up comedy (Pablo Francisco, Dane Cook, Brian Regan, Carlos Mencia, Russell Peters). That's pretty much it. My TV hasn't been turned on for at least a year and a half, maybe two. Three? I get this stuff off the net. Arrest me.

Books:

The Da Vinci Code. Angels and Demons. Marilyn Manson's autobiography, A Long Hard Road Out of Hell. Helter Skelter. Currently reading A Million Little Pieces. Also, Stephen King kicks bum. Someone recommend me some good reads.

Heroes:

For me to poop on!!

Oh, and Alton Brown. :D

My Blog

Spiders on drugs. Best thing ever.

LAWL ...
Posted by + Cemetery Gates + on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 12:03:00 PST

Famous First Times

I asked significant historical and cultural figures to discuss the night they lost their virginity. HENRY FORD"At a young age, I realized that if I was to thrust at a fixed pace and climax at reg...
Posted by + Cemetery Gates + on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 04:32:00 PST

Who says guys are insensitive?

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect and they end up leaving together.They get back to his apartment and she notices that his bedroom iscompletely packed with sweet cuddly te...
Posted by + Cemetery Gates + on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 01:13:00 PST

Best thing I've seen all week.

But do not watch in an altered state. FUNK YEA. ...
Posted by + Cemetery Gates + on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 07:54:00 PST

we're going down tuuu in a luleelurah!

hahahahaaaaaaaaa   ...
Posted by + Cemetery Gates + on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 10:54:00 PST

Legendary Creatures: The Bad Female Dancer

By: Neil Janowitz   It's Friday night. The first thing you do upon stepping outside into the cool spring air is roll up the sleeves of your solid-colored dress shirt; two rolls, so as to giv...
Posted by + Cemetery Gates + on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 08:10:00 PST

the 80's attack!

You Know You Grew Up In The 80's If:1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "SIKE"2. You watched the Pound Puppies.3. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Bel-air" andcan do the "Carlton...
Posted by + Cemetery Gates + on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hand sex

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Posted by + Cemetery Gates + on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Gene Kelly, updated. This is rad.

http://www.newstoday.com/_tpl/qbn/golfgti.mov
Posted by + Cemetery Gates + on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Metal Fucking Skool

I think I shall do this Metal Skool thing more often. Good music, good peoples. "The tits are flopping in the wind, the tits are flopping in the wind..." .
Posted by + Cemetery Gates + on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST