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Just your average 20something that on week nights mascarades as a caped crusader. Other nights you can catch me racing my hot pink soap box in the underground soapbox derbies. No cups yet, but I'm gettin' there. On weekends I fill in for superman so he can take a break, get away for a while, ya know, cause that's how I roll. I enjoy short walks on the beach. Who really needs to go on a long one? I like riding around in my not-pimped out toyota. I really like racing the person next to me at stop lights... I win most of the time because they don't know they're in a competition. Keep it on the DL though. I really enjoy pretending to be a NASCAR driver. Cops don't really like it when I do that. They think it's a hazard. I like it when I've had just enough to drink and I get that tingly feeling in my fingers. I find it fun to dance in my car when a good song comes on. I find it fulfilling waiting in really long lines for very short roller coaster rides. I think I am the best singer, especially when I'm sitting in traffic. And I think I have the most awesome taste in music. I like to share my music when sitting at lights, or stop signs, or in traffic...I like the thrill of driving around until the gas tank light comes on, and then driving some more with out filling it. I'm a compulsive liar who tells the truth alot. I really like fluffanutter sandwiches with milk. I like milk with my dinner too, and vegetables, like brussel sprouts. Call me crazy. I drink coffee more to have a reason to use creamer than for the caffeine. I like coffee best when it's mixed with hot cocoa stuff (with or without little marshmellows). I enjoy eating the Quaker oatmeal packets straight up. I am Irish and German; I can beat you drinking but dont get me mad. And no I do not enjoy corn beef and cabbage or bratwurst and sauerkraut. I do not fail at things I attempt. I merely succeed at finding out what doesn't work ~aquarius~
one word description: eccentric
greatest strength: altruism
greatest weakness: being aloof
the 90's song that best describes me: "come as you are" by Nirvana

My Blog

it’s corny but..

So, I have to put all these reports together in the morning and sometimes there is a bad metric so dispatch has to write a problem report about it, and yesterday, one of the explanations to the proble...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Nov 2008 19:35:00 GMT

going through some old emails..

ORANGE COUNTY NEWSPAPERThis is a very good letter to the editor. This woman made some good points. For some reason, people have difficulty structuring their arguments when arguing against suppor...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Nov 2008 19:07:00 GMT

Soda or Water?

WATER-75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated. (Likely applies to half the world population) - In 37% of Ameri cans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is mistaken for hunger. - Eve...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 23:30:00 GMT

The tomato garden

THE TOMATO GARDENAn old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig histomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:17:00 GMT

telemarketing/junk mail

Tips for Handling Telemarketers Three Little Words That Work!! (1)The three little words are: 'Hold On, Please...' Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up imm...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 05:56:00 GMT

Jesus and Moses

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack, when a strange,disembodied voice echoed from the dark sayi...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 06:21:00 GMT

SAY WHA?????

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of stayin...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 18:56:00 GMT

fun facts that you’ve already probably seen

FASCINATING FACTS FROM BIOLOGY If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat up one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you fart constant...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 18:59:00 GMT

i feel like the smartest person in the room after this..

It's time again for the annual 'Stella Awards'! For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfull...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 08:24:00 GMT

grimor’s poem

to give a little hope to someone far away to trust in what's said typed in such a way as to make a person think and make a person dream that maybe in some way things are as they seem but time and time...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 15:20:00 GMT