Over a Year now... |
Parish of Belching...The Councillor has been injured of late. The long walks, train campaigns and sordid night crawlings, now up on the stick and looking down a wasted space. Hearing so much new noise...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 06:23:00 GMT |
Traditional Duties |
TRADITIONAL DUTIES OF THE SCARECROW NATURE26 March 2007 The Councillors seemingly permanent cloth of vomit has finally disappeared. Councillors clean mouthed face of scare it seems had been put to a ...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 00:59:00 GMT |
PUBLIC ENGAGEMENTS |
SWINE BAR AND NOTABLE HOUSING ESTATE VISIT1st March 2007 Ménage-à-trois Cllr met new supporters Sarah and Victoria in the Slug and Lettuce, curious keenatropic questions were posed about Par...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 03:39:00 GMT |
BAPTISM PRIEST SUFFERS MACHETE ATTACK |
Feb 10th SPECIAL PRIEST TAKES IT50-something Stitches in rough parish. Ouch. The Priest who wrote 'Over on an Island', sang and attended the Councillor's Baptism was met with an ill fate rec...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 01:21:00 GMT |
LPCW BECOMES EX-LPCW |
23rd JanuaryLPCW becomes EX-LPCW The low paid council worker assisting Cllr has been dismissed for Gross misconduct. The assistance to the Cllr will still continue unhindered. A sense of daft urgency...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 21:41:00 GMT |
Burning of the Bank Details |
BURNING OF THE BANK DETAILS21st January "..failed New Year resolutions, deepening debts and winter dark&" It was the night gloaming before what scientists consider the most miserable day of ...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 05:33:00 GMT |
The Baptism of Councillor Braveheart-Potter |
As the dawn of a new year approaches, Cllr B-P becomes subject to a form of baptism ceremony. The baptism was conducted on the most southerly point of Southbourne at Prinsted beach in West Sussex. Cll...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 22:04:00 GMT |
(ASBO issued by Sussex Police) |
Shortly after Cllr BP comes to be, an ASBO is issued in an attempt to prevent the Councillors actions to be further seen by local eyes in public. A feature of this anti-social order is designed to pre...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 09:01:00 GMT |
(SEAL WITH A PISS) |
The Cllr was presented with a gift in the form of a winged Seal pup by a keen supporter to aid in the perils of life under iron-fisted legislation. The Seal pup is a created figure (mutated with freed...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 14:51:00 GMT |
The Origins of Cllr B-P. |
Cllr Braveheart-Potter is self elected Councillor for the autonomous Parish of Me. Anyone can elect themself as Councillor to a Parish of Me. The Parish of Me is an island of its own sake. The Cllr be...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 06:46:00 GMT |
