I am Lance Corpral Fuckstick of the United States Marine Corps. I like pina coladas, long walks on the PT field, pretty sunsets and huffing the cheez of cheez whiz. I am a 5711. That's a Chemical, Biological, Radiological, and Nuclear Defense Specialist. Basically; i am a Field Day Master, the Coffee Makin' GOD, The Most Badass Boot in Iwakuni! I am GAURENTEED TO BLOW YOUR MIND!!! (50% OF tHE tImE.... aLL THe tIme!!!!) and i am God at countin' shit...
Im a rough lookin', tough talkin' Soldier of the Sea. The enemy rather run than a'mess with me. On the very ground upon which i stand, I'm a cammoflauge monster in a foreign land. I..AM A BADASS!! JUST BY READING THIS I IMPREGNATED YOUR GRAN'MA!!!!!! and... i can speak brail!!!
I AM MARRIED TO THE MOST BADASS WIFE IN THE WORLD!!!!! HER NAME IS NAOMI KRISS!!!! SHE'S SO AWESOME!! JUST BY READING HER NAME, YOU ABORTED THAT FETUS I LEFT IN YOUR GRAN'MA!
AND REMEMBER FOLKS IT'S NOT CHEATING IF YOU SPREAD PEANUT BUTTER ON YOUR DOG'S BALLS AND...... i've said to much...

The Picto-Personality Test

You are a person who is very ambitious, and constantly thinking of ways to further your own goals.
When alone, you like to spend your time doing something that will better yourself.
You are romantic, and when you are with your partner you like to woo them with your imagination.
In the future you will be highly imaginative and a creator.
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You are completely insane. You do things spontaneously and always live in the moment. You are unconventional and strange, but you can act otherwise to fool people into believing that you are normal. You also may or may not be angry with prostitutes for giving you Syphilis.
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