I wish I had a Daniel Boone hat. I like Crown Royal manhattens shaken and served up. If you scratch my back I'll kick my leg like a dog, unless you find that inappropriate, in which case I will find a more fitting solution. I like to sing'a about the moon'a and the june'a and the spring'a..I like to sing'a. I like to dislike politics. I like unfinished basements. I like to find seedy places to temporarily inhabit. I know someone who knows someone who has been hit by lightning 5 times. I wish I couldn't swim so that I could understand what it takes to learn. I have accrued 23 years of existence. That's all for now.