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About Me

So it's me you've been looking for, eh? Well someone else did it and I never said that! Wait... Ignore all that.Hi, I'm Andy although people usually call me "Hey, fuckhead!" or "Hey, you didn't pay for that!" or sometimes "A.J. McSmooth." (Ya, no one calls me that).I'm an overall awesome guy, my favorite color is clear, I live in the woods, I like to draw funny ha ha comics and I drive a sexy mid ninties econo sedan!

My Interests

I'm a man of many tastes and I taste like pineapple, apparently... Please don't ask why.

I'd like to meet:

Waldo. Where is that guy?View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

Music:

I favor the classics: CCR, Bob Dylan, Kansas, The Eagles, The Beatles, Janis Joplin and Jefferson Airplane/Starship.I also enjoy a more modern rock mix of Lenny Kravitz, the Wallflowers, Presidents of the United States of America, Jack Johnson, your mom, Green Day and a some Coldplay here and there.

Movies:

I'm practically a movie critic, which of course means I think everyone should submit to my superior golden screen tastes and watch everything that I want without the benefit of getting paid for it.I would suggest the following; Anything the Cowan Brother direct (The Big Lebowski, Fargo, oh Brother Where Art Thou?), View Eskew (Clerks series, Dogma, Mallrats, etc) and then stand alone flicks like Dark City, From Hell and Superbad.

Television:

My crack is the History channel, once I shoot it into my veins I can't get enough. I also enjoy a smorgasvorg of Lost, Heroes and BSG and of course comedies that everyone likes like South Park and Family Guy.

Books:

The Portrait of Dorian Gray, Sherlock Holmes, Watchmen (Allen Moore is a genius), TV Guild (that's a book right?)

Heroes:

Batman. Pretty much just Batman.

My Blog

ARCTURAS SCRIPT

THE SUPERNATURALS ARCTUTUS By Andrew Woodyard PAGE 1 UPPER BAR PANEL: A wide view of the Montana wilderness; great mountains and forest make up this panorama shot. It appears near sun set. NARATOR:...
Posted by And-E on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 02:10:00 PST

New comic - The Uncommons

In two to four months time I'll be launching a new full page sequental webcomic on a few site, so here's a bit about it: Think of it as a B-character superhero underdog murder mystery plus more. It'll...
Posted by And-E on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 12:30:00 PST

A short story

SQUARE GLASSES By Andrew Woodyard Vomit. Thick, gelatinous vomit pours in chunks out of my mouth& I should never have drank it. Never have taken that bet. Then again there are a number of thin...
Posted by And-E on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 02:24:00 PST

Snow sucks...

So do vaccuums...
Posted by And-E on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 12:07:00 PST

Cooking

It turns out I'm not a perfect cook after two crucial mistakes two days yonder... 1) I somehow burnt soup cooking over the stove. 2) I incorrectly made jello and inadvertently crossed Darren and appar...
Posted by And-E on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 04:48:00 PST

Top ten movie list

Alright, I feel I need to express my top ten favorite movies to the world... er... at least to the small world of people who read this... so watch these as they are awesome. 1) Oh Brother Where Art Th...
Posted by And-E on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 03:30:00 PST

I love omlettes

Recently I inherited a whole bunch of eggs from my grandmother when she passed away and combined with my supply of eggs I now had many eggs. So to reduce this vastness of eggs I decided to start makin...
Posted by And-E on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 04:51:00 PST