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POLOTTO

I might be broke but im doing the POLOTTO way you sheep!

About Me

here i am u beezies.i will have pitures and videos of my stand up on here asap so hit me up u queeaz! im doin this comedy shit here in LA now and i need support from savs as well as ryders...suckelles need not apply!
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My Interests

Telling gaad damn jokes that make me laugh screw the audience.haha. I love laughing...anything that is funny is cool with me!even if its freaks and wierdos.dont normally hang out with guys under 6 foot because lil dudes have hella issues.however, when I meet a cool tiny maafucker im inpressed and i fuck with um.I am single and have been single my whole life because woman are fackin insane and im too selfish with my time.Plus I love my doggy redge so much I dont have time to love a beezy! I love some crown royal..straight no ice!and its true i blow chief erry now and then.get over it!

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Music:

HAYSTAK all day!CEEdubbyabee!crazy white boys must unite and take a stand! i fuck with some mac dre the thizzal marley, i like john legend cause ihis voice isnt so damn plaid out MTV R&B.i dont listen to ANYTHING else they play on MTV.the music business is sold the fuck out and an artist is only judged by the amount of records they sell and not their substance and talent! I love some Mike Jackson!he is not a damn molester he is just a wierdo who never had a child hood so he kicks it with kids.ohh well we all do wierd shit.i know you fuckers have done wierder shit than that!i like Ronald Isley..thats my man.i love that motown soul make u wanna snap ya fingers and bob ya head shit! I like Michael Buble'that dudes voice is old school lounge music, has realness and historical significance! But Haystak is my man!i been tryin to push that shit on the west coast over 5 years.whiteboys understand that you do have talent in what ever you do, stay off the meth, and get out the trailer park!I DID!Gunther is the sickest musician ever.watch his video on my page tuity fruity summerlove...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

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Books:

I like non-fiction books because i wanna learn about the REAL world.I dont waste my time with fictional stories.The autobiography of Bobby Knight...dude was hella real and told it how it was!his best quote was..."I HOPE WHEN THEY BURY ME THEY BURY ME FACE DOWN, SO ALL MY CRITICS CAN KISS MY ASS!"...haha straight savegry!The autobiography of Howard Cosel...another true ass super sav! he once, at the olympics walked up to an elavator at ABC, where like 200 people were waiting for the elevator and he walked up with a few cops that made everyone step aside and Howard got on the elevator by himself, blew cigar smoke thre the doors as they closed and said..."The impooortant people go first" haha fackin gangster ass journalist!I like all the Jordan books and any book about Richard Pryor...One of the best books i ever read was a comiplation of Kurt Cobains personal notes and journal writtings...that dude was deep and predicted a lot of shit that is happening in music today!

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