Lotta Fukenshite

I am fucking outstanding! No, really.I thought that was all you needed to know but now I realize you need to know this too. If I don't know you please don't ask to be my "friend". I know this sounds rude but I am not on here to hook up nor do I need any 23 yr old boys to come clean my house in a maids uniform and massage my feet. (Yes, I am serious. This was offered.) If you want to meet me and I can only imagine why that might be. Please write me an email at least. I mean shit man. Don't you have anything to say? If you are one of these guys that has "friends" who are all aspiring pornstar/spokesmodels or whatever the hell these girls are doing. Don't write to me. I have no interest in being involved with any of the "This is my ass in a thong" set. Yes, I have one photo of questionable taste but it was a costume and a JOKE! Oh and my ass was covered...mostly. That said you will notice Kaylani Lei is a friend. She is my sister, so piss off. Yes, really. Don't ask me about that either.Wow what a bitch! Sadly, I truly am not but I have had to resort to seeming as such. Sick, sad, little world we live in.