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Felix

look at the ants on the floor they work real hard lifting three times their mass and sometimes more

About Me

apathetic ape

My Interests

art. beer. culture. evolution. skeletons. buried treasure. amateur rapping. funky dancing. cross-overs. three-pointers. banging. clanging. clapping. whistling. fingering. strumming. picking. plucking. distortion. reverb. cowbells. tambourines. kazoos. synthesizers. fashion. forensics. practical jokes. sarcasm. stunts.

I'd like to meet:

bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and god.

Music:

i guess eclectic would be the best way to describe my taste in music. i usually listen to 89.9 kcrw or 88.1 kkjz.

Movies:

some of my favorites include clockwork orange, chasing amy, city of god, heathers, monty python and the holy grail, gremlins, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, scanner darkly, super troopers, science of sleep, lost in translation, the life aquatic, reservoir dogs, the lost boys, the goonies...blah.

My Blog

her hips are a warm sarcophagus

 she says too much when she sleepwalks around her hips are a warm sarcophagus she's so sadistic when she's sobering up self-destructive and sexy when the weather's h...
Posted by Felix on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 12:56:00 PST

us ones in between

 you are a waterfall waiting inside a well you are a wrecking ball before the building fell and every lightning rod has got to watch the storm cloud come.  and i've ...
Posted by Felix on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 01:14:00 PST

get hyphy and ghostride

so i've been preparing to move to the bay area by getting drunk and ghost riding my whip. shit i need help moving to berkeley....
Posted by Felix on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 01:10:00 PST

colourful nightmares

lately i've been averaging such an inconsistent amount of sleep ranging from two to four hours a night that i've been suffering from recurring nightmares, sleep paralysis (night terrors), an...
Posted by Felix on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 01:07:00 PST

naked pictures

will not be available until i die.sorry.
Posted by Felix on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 04:07:00 PST