I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no f-ing way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the heck can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors,why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that S**t up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors I always choose rock.Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say oh, I'm sorry: I thought paper would protect you, you moron!...Sup everybody!.....I'm Matt"MVP"...I got my nickname "MVP" from my best friend Jay...he gave it to me because my first year on the swim team,I was voted the MVP of the swim team...you know gotta keep ya playa staus up!...lol...but I'm a very out going guy....I live,breath,and eat Football!....my college team is the Florida Gators!....and my pro team is the J'ville Jaguars....but I love to hang out with my friends,J.W. King,Steven Chapman,Victor Farrell,Marcus Wannamaker,Andrew Hoyt,and Ian...I go to FCCJ Kent Campus and basically live the college life....makin money...and havin fun.......The Florida Gators is my favorite football team...2007 National Champs!...Gainsville is my second home...well actually my first home...but I'm stuck in O.P. and need a ride...so if u can hook me up...that would be great...Go GATORS!!!... I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts! Myspace Graphics
