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TOP 10 REASONS TO DATE A SOFTBALL PLAYER
10. We always use our hips
9. We can handle the heat
8. When it gets hard, we always pull through
7. We always make sure we touch every base carefully before scoring
6. We can be in 9 different positions for 90 minutes
5. We'll go into extra innings if needed
4. We're not afraid to get dirty
3. We'll go to any length to score
2. We don't mind playing with others
1. We always fight back if we're behind in the game
♥WE ARE THE SHIT!♥

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