Japan You Aint Ready!

For Jordan Audrey Couture

Jordan Valjean

Jor·dan
–noun
1. A beast
1. a homosexual person, esp. a male.
2. a designer or consultant in a field subject to changes in style, esp. hairdressing, clothing, or interior decoration.
3. almost impossible to believe; incredible.
4. known about only through myths or legends.
5. providing fun; causing amusement or laughter; amusing; comical: a funny remark; a funny person.
6. flossy; Some one that is hot, sexy, or banging; Someone that you would screw just by their looks.
7. a person skilled in the art of celebrating all things beautiful, superficial. Marvelous, fabulous, imperfect, unserious.
8. of a character or kind farthest removed from the ordinary or average
9. full of or characterized by enthusiasm; ardent
—Synonyms curious; strange; peculiar; odd