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The Hapa kidd - [.Mr. UTSA.]

About Me

[ G . o . 0 . t . C . h ] - [ [email protected] ] - [ [email protected] ] - [ Varcity16 = AIM ] Name: Gootch
Birth date: 11 June
Birthplace: Pacific region
Age: 24
Height: 6"2
Weight: 195 lbs
Body type: Athletic
Push-ups in 60 seconds: 50 - 55
sit-ups in 60 seconds: 50 - 55
1.5 mile run time: 9 minutes / 50 seconds
Average PT score: 92
Current fitness ranking: Top 25%
Eye color: hazelish
Hair: pelon
Zodiak: Mighty Gemini
Chinese Zodiak: Dog
School: UTSA
Major: Computer Science
Minor: Information Systems
GPA @ Park: 4.0
True GPA: 3.8
Degrees obtained: A.S. Electronic Systems Technology
Employment status: Full-time employment
Desired Employment Status: Full-time Moocher
Education status: Part-time student
Marital status: Single
Location: San Antonio, Texas
Desired Location: Hawaii or California
Facebook: Young Gotti
Likes: food, sports, computers, comedy, women, sleep, movies, money, clothing fashion, tight kiccs, color blue, color white, latin dances, dancehall reggae music, southern rap, punk music, Halo 2, more food, bad bitches, confidence, hot hoez, busty bitchez, pink nips, tricced out SUV's, king kong sound systems, basketball, bowling, dancing, broads from Hawaii & California & Texas & Washington state, mangos, paintballin, AZN food, island food, originality, sniper rifles, K-swiss, nike, florshiem, stacy adams, shell-toes, nautica, tommy, polo, ralph lauren, NBA, pretty eyes, cute smiles, nice lips, long hair, nice folks, my awesome family, my personal sense of fashion
Dislikes English literature, foods saturated with fat, e-machines, classicals, fags, flamers, switch-hitters, panzies, cross-dresses, trannies, feminine males, androgyneous individuals, mean fat people, mean-muggin strangers, herp-a-lerp, HPV, papillomas, papules, rotten crotches, fire crotches, cervical cancer, cold sores, disease ridden smut bagz, poor hygiene, butch bagz, stanky hoes, smoking, crooked grills, naturally golden grills, prostitutes, strung out smuts, short women, bossy bitches, smuts that act like their shit dont stink, people that cut you off in traffic, idiots that don't know what "right of way" means, people that drive without insurance, assholes in general, smuts that try to use their beat up pu$$y to get special treatment/favoritism, the fat friend of hers that cocc bloccz cuz she aint gettin laid, poverty, politicians, Pres. Bush, all who favor Bush.
P.S. [ I'M THAT GUY YOUR MOTHER WARNED YOU ABOUT!! ] - 99% ATREVIDO!!! Get Money!!!
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Get on ya Job!! - Idolize-Gootch.com

Question my Phraseology? :: Educate yourself at [.Urban Dictionary.]

My Interests

THE RULES OF A BOOTYCALL:
1. No sleeping over!! Unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 pm. We don't have anything to talk about. (I will give you the silent treatment)
4. None of that "lovemaking" stuff, only mind-blowing sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions!! i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me? The answer is "no", so don't even ask.
6. No plans made in advance. That is why you are called "the backup." Unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted- especially XTC.
8. No baby talk- however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers... it's really none of your damn business.
10. No calling each other friends with benifits. We are not friends, just sex buddies.
11. However, Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK. Don't be offended, you mean no less to me than you did before.
12. No extra clothing!! I don't want your ass leaving ANYTHING behind when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex!! It's over so get your ass up and go home.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it. I don't care!!
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason! get your fuccin head right!!!
16. If anyone of the opposite sex asks who you are, the standard response will be "Oh, I'm a promoter at the club."
17. I'ma pound the shit outta you so you can hurry and get the Hell out! (Reason: The less eye contact the better. I don't want to get all emotional with it.)
18. We are to hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME, so stop begging!
19. Bring your own drink-I am not your liquor store.(and don't ask me to buy your underage ass anything.) unless you got money for me and you
20. No phone use, please! I don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass.

I'd like to meet:

Money is temporary, Knowledge is permanent. How much are you worth?? What can I learn from you that I don't already know?? hhmmmm... ask yourself that =]
Shout outs to My bro's Big D & Jay Regalado. Future pimp juss like me!
I'd like to meet Kelly Hu, Shannyn Sossamon, & Santa Maria

The HoodRich and The Famous

We on that Grey Goose - Do we know you?

[.Primo.]

[.Gilbo.]

[.Mi$$y.]

[.Ji66a.]

[.Idamaris.]

[.Mah Ni66a G.]

Model Material ?

[.Jesus.]

[.Tashina the Cochina - I'm sure we've all tossed her around.]

[.MonicA.]

[.Dubbz.]

[.Drop Ded Fred.]

[.Zo.]

[.Q.]

V-nessa

[.Barbara.]

[.Petie Pablo.]

[.Bobbi.]

[.My-Randa.]

[.Brooklynn.]

The HoodRich & The Famous :: LoL

Music:

I love me some REGGAE, DANCEHALL REGGAE!!!, REGGAETON, Southern Rap, other island music, punk music & sum alternative, and very little country. i really appreciate music - i'm not closed minded like many bandwagon riders. I was in a band in my highschool years LoL. (drummer boy) good memories. DANCEHALL REGGAE makes me HAPPY!! SMILEZ ALL DAY BUDDAY!!!

Movies:

Friday, Pearl Harbor, Hoop Dreams --- what yall know bout that? I cried on that movie. GLORY ROAD!! Big Daddy, A Knights Tale, Jet Li Movies, Bruce Lee, Donny Yen movies, Coach Carter , GEORGE LOPEZ , Cops, Americas Most Wanted, Cheaters, Get Rich or Die Tryin, In the Mix, ALI G, BORAT, Waist Deep. Anything deals with Crime, Law Enforcement, Military, THE HOOD, Gangs, oh yeah and almost forgot Sex! =D

Television:

George Lopez, Prison Break, Cops, America's Most Wanted, The News, Cheaters, Simpsons, Family Guy, and my own videos. Can't forget the Ali G show!!! I play alot of HALO 2! Xbox Live - Str8 Bussin Heads - Takin Tops Off THIS IS WHAT I DO WITH MY TELEVISION !!! Dominoes on Yahoo Games! I'll beat anybody

Books:

I mainly read anything to do with Psychology and Sociology!! I also read literature pertaining to Politics & World current affairs - but don't get me wrong - I'm not uppity - I still hang with hoodlumz

Heroes:

- My mom
- All military service members :: All veterans :: General Shinseki

My Blog

can YOU pass this quiz ??

Can you pass this quiz, because I can't.  I don't know anybody that has passed this mofo quiz.  It's damn near impossible.  It causes frustration - WTF !?!?!?!?!?! >>>>> click here ...
Posted by Gootch" on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 02:23:00 PST

Truth about San Antonio

Got this is an E-mail at work:------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------- 1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name. It is: "San Tone". There are other na...
Posted by Gootch" on Sun, 20 May 2007 04:54:00 PST

Christmas List

I'm curious as to what people want for Christmas? No hero answers either!!  ex. - world peace I know you gold diggers want material things - Santa Clause is buyin me alot - I am slightly spoiled....
Posted by Gootch" on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 09:05:00 PST

Tango - Take the Lead

Hey Gootch - I need your ass in my Tango class tomorrow night - that's my advancing class in a dance studio on the northcentral side. It's free for you. Info on my website SATango.com Here's the link ...
Posted by Gootch" on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 02:53:00 PST

Generic IQ Test

Hey this is an internet provided IQ test - not too complex.Take it and see how you score - if you score over 85 - post your score in this blog.  It wont tell you the answers after completion...
Posted by Gootch" on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 10:13:00 PST

Dance Studios

Saturday @ 3:00 p.m. at "Barbara and Tammy's Dance studio" - Intermediate Salsa lessons be held.  The cost is $5 - $15 (depending on if you stay for both sessions or not (They teach styling ...
Posted by Gootch" on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 01:31:00 PST

New Dance :: Tango

There are new dance lessons available.  It is called the Tango just like in the movie "Take the Lead."  Well to our benifit - these damn lessons are free. They are held on saturday from...
Posted by Gootch" on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 12:50:00 PST

Evil Politics :: Thought you should know

Watch these videos and learn about Politics of America.2008 - Watch who you vote for.  Whenever Hilary Clinton runs for office, DO NOT VOTE for her!!   If the Devil himself ran for offi...
Posted by Gootch" on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 03:37:00 PST

Social Psyche

Bacc to school bytchez!!!  I'm studying Psychology and studying behavior.  I might post some survey's ( for statistical research purposes ).  Can you imagine me as a psychologist?? ...
Posted by Gootch" on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 06:55:00 PST

Salsa

Hey everybody!!   Its that time!  Summer has strucc and school is out!!  it is time for all of you to take up dancing SALSA!!!   Alot of you were focused on school, but n...
Posted by Gootch" on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 11:31:00 PST