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Schizo from The Medication Age

Actually, I'm scherzophrenic...

About Me

As everyone knows, you are either born with a genetic proclivity toward schizophrenia or you're not. I was. In this most advanced of first world nations, most persons with this disorder are not diagnosed until they are about eighteen years of age. The reason is that this disease remains in a more or less dormant stage until the patient is exposed to a catalyst. In the case of schizophrenia, it is now the belief of all psychiatrists that the heretofore latent schizophrenia is triggered by an airborne pathogen called: a LOCOTOPE! Locotopes are pheromone-like biological agents secreted by the endocrine system of a diseased subject. Most medications can only slow the progression of brain-disease, and can not cure it. But, a savvy schizo knows, because locotopic-pheromones exit the body through the nasal passages, the only way that schizo's who have already begun the zombi-like transformation into debased, sub-humaniod creatures can prevent the eventual destruction of the entire ecosphere is: we must all put our capsules in to our noses and breathe only with our mouths! Ok, crazies? We have to put the pills into our noses, or the result will be a cataclysmic, cannibalistic spread of an epidemic of rape, homicide, and aberrant sexual behaviors!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/25/2007
Band Website: themedicationage.com
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Record Label: RX Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Interview for Tiger Beat Magazine

THE TIGER BEAT INTERVIEW, PART 1: AN IN-DEPTH TALK WITH SCHIZO FROM THE MEDICATION AGE. Tiger Beat, September 1791Everyone at the Tiger Beat office was helping Butch Cassidy celebrate his 21st...
Posted by Schizo from The Medication Age on Tue, 08 May 2007 01:19:00 PST

Winners and Losers

Don't be a loser!  These are the rules to Life! I'm all caught up in tha Game! For 2 to 6 Players - OBJECT: Collect money and LIFE Tiles, and have the highest dollar amount at the end of the ga...
Posted by Schizo from The Medication Age on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 03:33:00 PST

Laugh Now, Cry Later

I, Dr. Schizo, have intercepted this communique between CMH, the APA and the USMC:   "Laugh now, cry later." This is more than just a Community Mental Health recruiting slogan - this is the leg...
Posted by Schizo from The Medication Age on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 12:31:00 PST