Your Birthdate: March 20
You are a virtual roller coaster of emotions, and most people enjoy the ride.
Your mood tends to set the tone of the room, and when you're happy, this is a good thing.
When you get in a dark mood, watch out - it's very hard to get you out of it.
It's sometimes hard for you to cheer up, and your gloom can be contagious.
Your strength: Your warm heart
Your weakness: Trouble controlling your emotions
Your power color: Black
Your power symbol: Musical note
Your power month: February
What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
Your Aura is Red
You have a high level of emotion. This can mean passion, but it can also mean rage.
Usually, you don't take these emotions out on others. You just use them as motivation - and it works!
The purpose of your life: embracing all the wonders of the life, lots of travels, and tons of adventures
Famous reds include: Madonna, Marilyn Monroe, Jennifer Lopez
Careers for you to try: Dancer, Boxer, Surgeon
What Color Is Your Aura?
Your Beauty Element is Fire
Wild and sexy, you keep your beauty style smokin' hot.
You're not afraid of glamour or showing off your assets!
What's Your Beauty Element?
You Are 100% Sexy
Your Sex Appeal Is: Off the Charts!
Let's face it... you're one of the sexiest people around. And you don't let anyone forget it.
You're crazy hot, and you deliver on what you promise. You are definitely one wild ride.
How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?
Your Passion is Purple!
You've got a ton of passion, but you don't always wear it on your sleeve.
If something truly excites you, you let your inner intensity shine through.
But otherwise, your passion tends to morph into energy ... which you never lack.
You're a balanced woman, knowing when to turn on the fire in your heart.
What Type of Passionate Woman Are You?
You Are Definitely a Hot Chick
While your little black book isn't as thick as Paris Hilton's...
You get the most dates of any girl you know
It's your whole five star package that attracts men -
Your looks, your charm, and your ability tie a cherry with your tongue.
Are You A Hot Chick?
You Are Thong Panties
Woman, you are one hell of a ride!
You're a total wild child - and you live for crazy times.
Men are attracted to you like flies to honey, even though they know they should stay away.
You need a expert cowboy who can keep in tune with your free spirit!
What Kind of Panties Are You?I like to go shopping (of course), clubbing, swimming, riding (sport bikes), funny stories, and traveling.
A Rectum Stretcher...please read.While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (20 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a highway Patrolman with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.
The patrolman pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and hate, asked, "What's your hurry?"To which she replied, "I'm late for work.""Oh yeah," said the patrolman, "what do you do?""I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The patrolman stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked."You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge."
Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs. $45.00
The Look on Patrolman's Face....PRICELESS!
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I like Rap and R&B mostly. I also like Evanescence (whatever type of music that is).
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I like to watch drama and comedy movies. I only watch scarey movies with my boyfriend, he lives for those movies.
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Yeah, that's me!!!
I like to watch south Park (Cartman Rules), Roseanne, Sponge Bob Square Pants, and the oxygen channel.
Okay Q, I somehow like playing your video games now....So where are them damn rabbits.
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