Pissing off my aunt; Pissing on everyone else; Gang-banging and wang-hanging; Growling at anyone who get too close to Andrea; Stealing Farley's toys; Ass play
dogs, squirrels, birds, people with cheetos/bananas/steak, freelance biopsy tech's, master's-level gynecologists, people who recover when I pee on them, Charles Nelson Reilly, gravy-enthusiasts, professional dog models, Ricky Gervais, and the sonofabitch who neutered me...
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I Wanna Be Your Dog, Hair of the Dog, Black Dog, Dr. Dog, Ol' Shep, Bluegrass, Norweigan Black Metal, anything by Molly Hatchet, Black Sabbath, Gorgoroth, Sheena Easton, or Kool Keith
Alpha Dog, Wag the Dog, Reservoir Dogs, Must Love Dogs, Dogtown and Z-Boys, Dog-Day Afternoon, All Dogs Go To Heaven, Beethoven's 2nd, Any 'Impossible Journey'-type shit, Straw Dogs, Snow Dogs, Lady and the Tramp, Air Bud, and dog porno (stud on bitch only)
Dog Show, Animal Planet, Roller Derby, Telemundo, the Spice Channel, Press Your Luck, the Golden Girls, that Proactiv infomercial with Diddy, and any religious programming...
Destroy All Books!!
Baxter, Scrappy Doo, Hosehead, Snoop Dogg, Santa's Little Helper, Laddy, Cerberus, Dog the Bounty Hunter, billy goats, Cujo, and Turner (or Hooch, whichever one is the dog and not the massive human douche)