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zoe

I DID NOT WRITE THAT FUCKING FRESHMAN BOOK

About Me

im a tad insane, sorry bout that. i have no idea why im creating a profile here, i suppose some ultimate purpose will reveal itself. i have strange hobbies, im really lazy, i smoke too much and i love foooood. amd my dog. her name is loupe.

My Interests

music, theatre tech (sets, costumes, lights sounds, NOT ACTING), sewing (costumes or stuff for me), rock climbing, guitar, kickboxing, montreal, pubs and bars of montreal, drawing, stained glass creation, sailing, swimming, console games, especially nes, snes, even n64 although ive never even played a gamecube but have an xbox and 360, but what a waste of money microsoft fuckin sucks... and fuck you playstation controllers are not the best. they SUCK. scuba diving, marijuana, beer, lots of books, even more books, being lazy, my dog, food.

I'd like to meet:

Take the quiz:
Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You?

Donatello
You've been described as 'the brains' of your family or group of friends. You're the natural born, 'Mr. Fixit'. You're also considered the most reserved, preoccupied with your own little thoughts and ideas. But that doesn't mean you don't hang with your family and friends! But, you still find it easy to get lost in your own thoughts...daydreaming often. You'd rather talk things out than fight. You long for a day when there's nothing but peace in the world, and when you can finally rest with your own thoughts. Violence is something the world could completely live without. One of your labels may be, 'true to blue friend'. You're strong at heart and powerful at mind.

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i really tried not to get donatello. i guess i just cant hide from my true self.

Music:

to avoid naming a thousand bands ill name a hundred genres:rock - classic, alternative, experimental, hard, orchestrated, folk, country, punk, metal, moshcore, grindcore, noise, etc. die emo. die.... acid jazz, drum n bass, trip hop, electrofunk, electronica, house, old techno from the 90s that takes itself so seriously... sultry jazz, modern jazz, blues, classical, reggae, ragga, hip hop(only the old school, like del and cyprus n all them)... video game music.... but not like this final fintasy orchestra shit, im talking about midi files that you record and loop over and over and over and over...or the minibosses. THE MINIBOSSES

Movies:

mmmm.... movies... the only thing a television is good for. i like movies. i like the stereotypical look-at-me-im-an-indivual movies like clockwork orange and apocalypse now and requiem for a dream and blah blah blah. but... i also enjoy... strange things. movies that you have to watch four or five times and make notes on before you truly understand them. on the opposite side of the spectrum, i am a SUCKER for really bad 70's sci-fi... like krull, logan's run, clash of the titans, conan the barabrian, red sonya, anything with good battles, bad fx and a worse script.

Television:

dont have, not a fan. like cartoons, though. mmmm adult swim... caaaaable... i crave cable sometimes

Books:

i read alot. a lot. like a book or two a week if i have enough time to myself. im being forced into fiction now. but only good fiction i tell you. there shall be no harlequin romance novels or 100 page bitch-about-my-pathetic-life-it-all-ends-up-happily-ever-aft er shits. lifes too short to read shitty books, there are too many good ones. actually, reading the gormenghast novels now. i thouroughly enjoy reading a book with a dictionary at my side, but it happens increasingly rarely...

Heroes:

earthworm jim. hes a fuckin worm! look what he can do!! and lazy legs. ive never told him hes my hero though. it was enough to go say hi to him this one show... he made a video. lookee. http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/01/crutchdance.html

My Blog

I AM A VIDEO GAME TESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AUUUUUUUUUUUHAHAHAHAHAHA MOTHERFUCKERS i am now an official video game tester for EA. i dont actually know if im allowed to say that theyre who im working for, theres all this confidentiality stuff b...
Posted by zoe on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 03:38:00 PST

the moldy tofu bacon grazes on the lettuce

ANOTHER BLOG. WAAAAAAAAA. so... i have a cold, and i started my period today, and im working the weekend shift alone because kat's boyfriend is visiting from mexico. this is gonna suck. so im going to...
Posted by zoe on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 05:17:00 PST

mmmm bagel.

hokay. so, i haff no compooter now, because power chord shorted out my whole house und fried compooter. aaaaand yeah. im happy... having met this person. me and steve have been apart for ten mon...
Posted by zoe on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 04:56:00 PST

lookit me, im blogging!

so. i just wrote this big long satirical blog about the fact that i had never written a blog before and how everyone bitches in their blogs, and about this resolution of bitchless blogging. and the...
Posted by zoe on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 04:52:00 PST