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Fictitious Facts
-occasionally, my alter-ego jumps into my conversations with random quotes, sidenotes and/or tidbits [THIS IS ME!!]
-quote of the day-Kaitlyn:You have a dirty mind...your brain is gonna get chlamidia if you dont watch it...gonnorhea too. i hope it dies.
-i am only here because johnny knoxville and steve-o procreated.
-if people were smart, they would use the Lorax to promote going green and saving trees.
-i write my own dialogue. [aka talk to myself]
-i am Jake Gyllenhaal's long lost twin brother.
-i tend to like my fictional friends better than most of my 'real' friends. [ bob has bitch tits.]
-when i say i dont care, what i mean is HOW COULD YOU?!
-i believe in magic.
-My name does not rhyme with 'banana'.
-i wish Dean and Sam were my brothers more than anything else in the world. [Eric Kripke is my hero!]
-i prefer 'faeries' to 'fairies'.
-i [hatehatehate] everything about Hollister.
-im a champ at the disney store game.
-two words- your mom
-i have one blonde eyelash; the rest are brown [what a great conversation topic!]
-im a vegetarian. [deal with it]
-i randomly break out into song. [usually they're from obscure bands that no one knows but are still really awesome]
-i watch BBCAmerica. [correction: i DIGEST BBCAmerica with my soul]
-i drink Rawberry. [BEAR-HUMPING! the sport you'll invent because you'll be TOO GOOD FOR NORMAL SPORTS!]br />
-sometimes i choose to talk with an accent. [zees ees nawt ah lyyye!!]
-i wear bolts in my ears.
-i'm not ashamed to ask people to marry me within the first 8 minutes of meeting them. [except you.]
-i think that there is one girl who sucks in every Disney channel movie, and its Miley Cyrus.
-i drink milk from the cow[ELIMINATE THE MIDDLEMAN!]
-i think marriage is about love, but hey yo ho. whatev.
-a life goal of mine is to one day break into song and dance in a public place and see if anyone joins me. [or shun you for life.]
-i throw small boys into boxes [forget about Trey, wheres my FUCKING CHAIR?!]
-im a dreamer. [memories, all alone in the moonlight, hmm hmmm hmmmmm hmm hm hmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmm]
-photography is a passion
-i saved the world in three minutes (beat that Miley Cyrus). [WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU OBSESSED WITH MILEY CYRUS OR SOMETHING WHY DO YOU KEEP MENTIONING HER???]
-i will help the invisible children.
-i will, mark my words, give a celebrity MY autograph.
-just be honest with me. i'll do the same for you. [i wont!]
-i ate your mother. with relish [ew i hate pickles.]
hi i'm Hannah and
-will you be my friend?? [GET OUT! GET OUT BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!]
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BFFF's??
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