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Candalis

I'm gonna have to ask you to get in this tub.

About Me

well you know I like to have good time, hang out with friends, work, school, the usual stuff. I am also a recent boardgame enthusist, and uno is kickass. Layout made by SacredHeartofShame

My Interests

art, music, driving my car, gamenight, are my main interests, but i also am interested in goats mom.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet someone who wont waste my time. in general.

Music:

the offspring everytime i die walls of jerico hatebreed terror a static lullaby finch autumn to ashes fiona apple msi blood for blood all shall perish the red chord funeral for a friend poison the well I love ani difranco bleeding through 100 demons reel big fish the skatalites old no doubt sometimes death cab lynrd skynrd suburban legends queen

Movies:

bio-dome, son in law, the pest, mean girls, ace ventura pet detective, night at the roxbury, house of a thousand corpses, jawbreaker, night of the living dead, the breakfast club, happy gilmore, billy madison, in the army, sixteen candles, south park the movie, all three evildeads, corky ramano, deep blue sea, house on haunted hill, disney movies haha, lifetime movies, the adams family, beavis and butthead do america, and so many more...

Television:

i mostly watch comedy central, stand up and madtv. but besides for that...the golden girls on lifetime, oh i wish i were joking.sometimes i watch boy meets world and relate the lesson at the end to my own life. fuck you.

Books:

tattoo mags, and the world is flat.

Heroes:

Dane Cook.

My Blog

i came to bring the pain.

bitches. haha i love wasting whos every reading this's time.
Posted by Candalis on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

joolies

at jewlies bitches. tonight we're going to a partay. yay.
Posted by Candalis on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

you are the weakest link bitch.

i fucking hate that show, "the weakest link" the host sounds like someone stired her coffee with there dick and told her afterwards. she thinks shes so smart, but i was watching the show and it was a ...
Posted by Candalis on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

just another fucking summer

well this summer is going to be a doozy. and when i say a "doozy" what i mean is pure hell.
Posted by Candalis on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i hate fucking pieces of shit fat fuckers.

okay so yesterday, some total butt ranger was trying to argue with me about religion and being gay and such. he got fucking served, and a direct quote, "im going to get someone to beat you up candace"...
Posted by Candalis on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST