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About Me


So how do you pay for this fancy page?:
These are some of my websites, and these sites pay all my bills.
www.fortleonardwood.net
www.pulaskcountydaily.com
www.pulaskicountyweb.com
www.columbialodging.net
www.stlouislodging.org
www.springfieldlodging.net
www.missourihotel.org
www.fortjackson.us
www.fort-benning.us
www.fortsill.us
www.fort-knox.info
www.great-lakes-navy.com
www.parris-island.net
www.marinecorpsrecruits.com
www.lacklandairforcebase.us
www.kansas-hotels-motels.com
www.arizona-hotels.net
www.oklahomahotel.org
www.newmexicohotel.org
www.military-hotel.com
www.arkansas-hotels.net
www.tennessee-hotels.net
www.texas-hotel.net
www.mississippi-hotels.net
www.florida-hotel.org
www.louisiana-hotels.net
www.south-carolina-hotels.net
www.california-hotel-motel.com
www.georgia-hotel-motel.com
www.northcarolinahotelmotel.com
www.new-york-hotels-motels.com
www.virginia-hotels-motels.com
www.illinois-hotels-motels.com
www.indiana-hotels-motels.com
www.kentucky-hotels-motels.com
www.maryland-hotels-motels.com
www.oregon-hotels-motels.com
www.nevada-hotels-motels.com
www.ohio-hotels-motels.com
www.colorado-hotels-motels.com
www.west-virginia-hotels-motels.com
www.washington-hotels-motels.com
www.michigan-hotels-motels.com
www.utah-hotels-motels.com
www.nebraska-hotels-motels.com
www.wyoming-hotels-motels.com
www.delaware-hotels-motels.com
www.new-jersey-hotels-motels.com
Any Children?:
I have a 4 year old daughter I have 100 percent of the time, that I love more than anything on earth. She's the bomb. Don't let me catch you freaks looking at her.
What is your life dream?:
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Why all the Egyptian Decor in your home?:
Everyone else seems to go with Southwestern or the dumb Indian stuff. I say, "A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay."
You live in Missouri, have you ever been To Six Flags?:
Yes and here is why, I think that Country Bear Jamboree and Space Mountain should be one of the 7 wonders of the world.
Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?:
OH Yes, just in case I decide to deliver pizza for a living.
How was your Heart Attack Party?:
I knew before I left that I better not be late because someone would think I was dead. Sure enough as soon as I walked in the door they said that exactly.
Have you noticed your head is big?:
Well, I am big so I guess it comes with the territory. Here is a Lepards Big Head Joke for you. What would you rather have, Ricks head full of nickles or a million dollars?
Do you have a girfriend?:
If you saw someone and you haven't seen them since, but it has only been 2 days, does that mean you are seeing them, or just saw them? Is this See Sawing?
Local Charity Work:
Ryan and I are starting a charity for underprivileged kids with hot moms. And a skool for kids who cant read or spel wright, that al so have hot moms. And no were not never gonna stop til we reach our goals, it's been our fantasy to do this a long time.
Did you take a sex test?:
OK, took one of those sex tests. LOL. I am Indiana Jones? LOLHere is what it said. YOU'RE A MAVERICK! Giddyup. Mavericks are provocative, adventurous and uninhibited. You like your partners to be mutually aggressive and experimental. You're the Indiana Jones of the bedroom - or any other place you decide to have sex. If you hear about it, you'll probably try it. Milder Mavericks have tried sex toys, movies, books, public sex, being restrained during sex, watching other people having sex, or watching yourself and your partner in the mirror while being intimate. For wilder Mavericks, the sky's the limit. You're the ultimate sexplorer when it comes to experimentation and sexual creativity. Accordingly, your drives have the potential to exhaust any lover!
Have you brought sexy back?:
"I invented it bitches."
Hey! Why does my myspace have different questions than everyone else?
Cuz U Da Man Rick:
Oh, that explains it. WTF?
Who writes this great code for you?:
This profile was tweaked by Dick V Leopard, your future significant other.
Recent polls have shown that one-fifth of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is? :
I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because … some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and … I believe that our … education like such as in South Africa, and … the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should … our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., or should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for our children...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Take a wild guess..

What are you going to do when you grow up?:
Same dumb stuff I am doing now. These questions are a bit wierd, and a little personal don't you think?

How would you like to have my dumb job?:
Sorry, hadn't given it much thought. I mean, uh, someone has to be the guy who writes the questions at myspace. You must sit in board rooms for hours to come up with these great questions. Questions like, "Who I'd like to meet," what rocket scientist came up with that one? LOL.

People always crackin jokes about the question guy at myspace:
I guess I can understand that. Please accept my apologies Mr. question guy. Maybe you should mix it up once in a while?

I just did Bitch!:
Cool, cool, no need to get mad.

Screw you Al Bundy, Mr. Frikin Shoe Man!:

My Blog

Double perpetration fantasy.. By request.. Lame again, sorry.

Did you make a bestfriend in high school?No I keep everyone at arms length.Do you have any homework to do?nope.Those of you who actually did this to figure out ways to earn money? I feel sorry for you...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Apr 2009 12:47:00 GMT

This will not be good, don't read this unless you are really bored.

Do you wear a name tag at work?.. If that's what you are into, I can sure try...........Do you have any tatto.. os? Thinking about this lately, I hear ther is a great job at the circus and I will need...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Feb 2009 17:47:00 GMT

Round thes parts we ain't no high rollers..

................1.Where.. did your last kiss take place..? Super..Cente..r2.Who knows.. a secre..t or two about.. you? Many but not the juicy.. stuff....3.Four words.. to expla..in why you last threw....
Posted by on Mon, 16 Feb 2009 13:32:00 GMT

Don't believe everything you read bitches. Ryan helped with this, well, the dirty stuff..

1. Is there somebody in your life that you could not survive without?Audrey..2. Who is the hottest person you know?Too lethargic to think that hard.3. Who in your life has hurt you the most?This strip...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 09:27:00 GMT

I actually get requests for these.. Get you a life PEOPLE.. LOL.. Love u all....

1. What do you say most when you're trying NOT to curse?Biotch, frikin..2. Do You Own An Ipod?NO..3. What Person On Your Top 8 Do You Talk To The Most.....................Kasie.. 4. What Time Is Your ...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 18:22:00 GMT

Couple Survey -Me and Britney

..> ..>   1. whats your first names?Rick and Britney2. How long have you been together?Ever since her and Kevin Federline broke up.3. How long did you know each other before you started datin...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 12:30:00 GMT

Reality doesnt bite, its all what you make of life..

..> ..>   1. I've come to realize that my butt:Doesn't exist.2. I've come to realize that when I talk:It would have been better had I not.3. I've come to realize that, when I love someone:It i...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 09:01:00 GMT

Stop the Madness you piercing freaks.

..>..> ..> Stop the madness you piercing freaks. 1. Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?Yes just in case I decide to deliver pizza for a living.2. Does a kiss make you feel better?...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 07:16:00 GMT

Rules for dating my daughter when she turns 21.

Rule One:If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering apackage, because you're sure not picking anything up.Rule Two:You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at ...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 16:22:00 GMT

Ladies! Daddy need some help....

..> LOLSo anyhow.... I buy Audrey like 12 pair of white socks and two weeks later I can find one pair. I ask her and she points out that she had put 2.5 pairs in an Arnold Palmer golf game box. ...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 19:52:00 GMT