Patrick is at one with a bottle

I was born in Seattle Washington, on a cold and beautiful night in January, 1972. The stars lost a child, but the earth, a strange and vicious place, gained a peaceful son. My early years were spent in a non discript neighborhood of somewhat average individuals, as well as a few crazies, we don't talk so much about the crazies, but maybe one day we will. Toys were played with, bicycles, skateboards and guitars, thinking they would go through life intact, were stripped of their dreams as tools were discovered and modification ensued. Music was listened to, tv was watched, letters were written, visions were had, paintings were painted, mayhem insued, life passes. Friends are made, trips are arranged, residences change, smiles are exchanged, trips are made, music still played. Distances created, life charges on, dreams are assessed. Friendships are rekindled, cats are acquired. Life moves on. Tragedy pokes it's head in for kicks, school is attended, again and again. And Work.. Here I am.
Stardate: Aug 23, 2007
So I am on a hiking kick right about now ( no funk show brothers involved....yet!) you might find a few videos on my page here, well actually over there on the other side.. and I am thinking the summit, or what's left of said summit, of Mt. St. Helens will be in the sights by the end of summer. I have to tell you, if your looking for a fun filled, twist your ankle, scratch you legs, bump your head on really hard roc experience, have I got the trip for you. Head you hiney on down I-5 to the Woodland exit and follow SR 503 out to Mt. St. Helens National Monument where you will find the Ape Caves. Only about 1 3/4 in length, it will take you hours. Your flashlight will do you little good, your gonna want a lantern of some type on this one, think Miner 49er from Scooby Doo. Seriously, this is a fun trip but fairly rocky and dark, it's a cave after all. tight spots that you will squeeze through and huge, great room sized spaces that will eat the light from you AA flashlight from the dollar store. There are tours available from the "interpretive center" on site. It costs $5 to park there but I think the tours might be free. I freelanced it. Either way, it was fun and there are pictures on my pics page. Other than that, I've been going to the gym every weekday and running ( I know running? Me?) 5 miles and then doing a few machines. Not as hard as I thought it would be, and since I'm paying for it, might as well use it. I know, way to sniff out a bargain there Harkins. Thanks.
Oh, so you can now search for wine on my page if you look on the other sided of the page somewhere, and curiously, someone fron Alexandria,Va (near CIA headquarters) and someone from, apparently on the Equator near Africa have visited, my page, if you are one of those two people and your NOT a member of the CIA, I'd love to get a message from you..well anyone actually, but you in particular. See below for a new submission to the captions section. Tada.
LUNA lyrics
Alright! here is another poster in need of a caption, so put your thinking caps on and come up with your best ideas, I will post the best as they arrive!!:
NEW 06/17/07
Let me help here, simple examples might include but are not limited to: "It's Raining MEN!!, not that there is anything wrong with that..." Or possibly, "Come on men, we're gonna solve this whole Paris Hilton dibacle once and for all!" Hey I never said they had to be fantastic every time. give me a break.
OK, ok, see I knew I'd get one of you to pony up! Here my friends is a fab example of the kind of tom-foolery I am asking for: "Holy hell. No one ever told me the passage to the gates of heaven looked oddly like a supposotory up someone's poopshoot." - Thanks Jo, by the way don't let me tell you how I solved my little constipation problem brought on by the pain killers....
And here are the submissions from the last images:
"Smell My Finger" - Lazyman
"Shut the fuck up before I crispy fry you with my laser vision." -Jumpin Jo-hosaphat
"Here's the brains, sweetheart..." -Stellars Jay
Where's yours?