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Jack

JACK HIGHTOWER, PROVING ONCE AGAIN, SIZE MATTERS!

About Me

Some would say I'm the best super secret agent in the world. I'd have to agree.Check out and buy my graphic novel at DarkHorse. Check out my personal site at JackHightower.com

My Interests

Thwarting evil - Figuring out how to restore myself to full size - Chicks - Writing romance novels (though it getting harder and harder to find the time what with my addiction to video games and You Tube)

I'd like to meet:

I've met pretty much everyone who is anyone. But that doesn't mean I'm ready to throw in the towel on meeting people. No, I like people - all kinds of people. But if I had to pick, I'd say I like mostly female people with a certain build I like to call "leathal." Drop dead deadly, if you know what I mean. As the world's most deadly super secret agent, I know a thing or two about when a person is downright leathal and when they might simply be occupying one of those lesser categories of lethalness like - dangerous - or say, risky. Yes, dangerous and risky are okay for the less confident, but for a man like me - and let me assure you, I'm 10 inches of pure man - I need to push the envelope. I know, you're saying, "But Jack, I want to be lethal. What do I have to do to get there?" Let me tell you, living the lethal lifestyle is not for everyone. You have to be ready to drop it all and walk out that door on a moment's notice with no turning back, not even if she's a Moscow Circus contortionist who moonlights as a supermodel and has memorized the Kama Sutra... okay, maybe then you'd have time for a quick "glance" back - but the point is, you gotta walk the walk and talk the talk if you're gonna hang with a guy like me.But don't let that scare you off. I'm an approachable guy. I love the public and - as we all know - the public loves me. Feel free to send pictures of yourself and a note discribing your best atributes.

Music:

Barry White

Movies:

Top Gun - That other one with Tom Cruise where he fights the dragon.

Television:

Anything showcasing me.

Books:

"Jack Hightower" - the graphic novel (it's just like a chocolate donut - too damn good to put down!!)

Heroes:

Tom Cruise - The guy on Kung-Fu (has there ever been a ballsier way to brand yourself with a tiger and dragon?!)

My Blog

Psychopathic megalomaniacs

Jack, here& So by now you know my story front to back. Jack Hightower, the pinnacle of human perfection, gets shrunk to 10 inches by a psychopathic megalomaniac who just happens to be one of them big...
Posted by Jack on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 11:52:00 PST

Why Chicks Dig Me

Jack, here& So let's cut to the chase& Chicks dig me. Not because I'm the government's number one super-agent responsible for tracking down the most notoriously sinister and morally bankrupt evil dud...
Posted by Jack on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 01:56:00 PST

Stopping Evil Bastards!

Jack, here& A lot of people ask me, "Jack, as a responsible citizen, what can I do to help stop these rampaging evil bastards I see all the time on TV from to destroying the world?" Good question. F...
Posted by Jack on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 01:58:00 PST

Tom Cruise

Jack, here& Someone asked me the other day, "Jack, what is it about Tom Cruise that you find so damn interesting?" That's a good question. Tom has been one of my favorite actors since way back in th...
Posted by Jack on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 02:00:00 PST