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Stephen

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About Me

I recently moved down to Torquay, well... been down here nearly a year now (the times gone crazily fast) from Staffordshire, taking the year off from uni to chill out, work and play some music. You'll usually find me in some sort of pub in the Torquay area most days if not every day.I have a lush girlfriend called June who's a total legend. There are very few people I get on with anywhere near as well as I do with her. Happy now she's back from Hong Kong, as now we can commence work on our awesome ecohome in the middle of nowhere, pending the capture and training of a monkey butler obv.I LOVE:- The Boosh - Gun sessions with his Adness - South Park - Pro Evo (Still winning the real quiz Dan, there's a chart to prove it or should I say WAS a chart 'till you somehow managed to lose it) - Poker, esp live cash games. - My Strat - Peep Show (the secret ingredient is crime) - The Borgata - Daft side bets on pointless events. - Binge drinking with Dan and negro Joe - Muse - Moonshine Homebrew. - Charlie @ The Press. Best barman ever, fact. - Reading 2+2 and talking on MSN instead of working. - Music obv. - Coke - Keeping me awake since 1990. - Bit Torrent - Staying in bed half the day - Juni :)I HATE:- Work - Getting up early - Rude people who take liberties - Driving round Torquay (it's all fucking backroads and 1 way streets... rage) - Reality TV - Stuck up girls who aren't even that nice who think that just cause you've said hello to them (or asked for a taxi number so you can get home lol) that you're just trying to fuck them. Get over yourselves you dizzy bitches. - Religion - Facebook - Too many fucking applications you need to add just so you can recieve messages off people you don't really talk to anymore anyway. No thanks. - Old people driving - I don't want to die so stay off the road. - The spinny people I meet at work, seriously... get a fucking job and pay for your own house or go die in a grease fire you bunch of sponging cunts. - Partial quizzes - John the failed gay. - Ghandi (that's right, you're on my enemies list now you cunt)No matter what E Howard may tell you.. i'm not partial to crack. In fact, i'm gonna go as far to say that anyone who calls me by anything that has class A connotations, will get verbally ruined. It's not cool. You've been warned.Recently started a 3 piece project with Dan and Joe the bi scouse Jew. Check out the band @ ...myspace.com/thestanleycasualsLaters.

My Interests

Bubble wap pop.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

I could type loads here but can't be arsed so i'm just gonna say...anything good.

Movies:

Too many to list... The Usual Suspects, Seven, Donnie Darko and Goodfellas are ace though. Also, who can forget Hackers and Crank?I loved all the Bond films too until Casino Royale which is quite easily the shittest Bond film ever made as for me it ruined James Bond as a character due to him being so horrifically bad at Poker. Seriously, what kind of retard would decide to make Casino Royale with no knowledge of Poker? I'd rant about this more but it's just myspace and noone cares. I just hope that Daniel Craig and everyone involved in making that film dies in a excruciatingly painful way.

Television:

Comedy such as South Park, Family Guy, Simpsons and so on... American Dad was pretty good too. The Office, Peep Show, The IT Crowd, Alan Partridge, Flight of the Chonchords. Older stuff like The fast show and Adam & Joe show.Don't really watch TV for anything other than comedy as I don't watch much these days, I also watch the news a fair amount I guess.

Books:

Not read much of interest recently to be honest, although I read quite a bit of Sitchin's books on the origin of man which was rather interesting albeit probably a load of shite :)

Heroes:

Matthew Bellamy, Tom Morello, Jimi Hendrix, Josh Homme, Dave Grohl, Gareth Barry, Jack Bauer.

My Blog

It's not about blogs...

Why bother? Nobody reads these anyways...
Posted by Stephen on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 06:52:00 PST