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Joe

I'm the Witchfinder General.

About Me

"[I'm] one of God's own prototypes - a high-powered mutant of some kind who was never even considered for mass production."

My Interests

Running, writing a screenplay for Chevy Chase, Hijinks, baseball, myself.

I'd like to meet:


This guy.

Music:

The Ramones, Amebix, Hawkwind, Motorhead, The Wipers, The Kids, The Stooges, ZZ Top...

Movies:

Fletch. Fletch Lives. Fearless Vampire Killers. The Big Lebowski. Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid. Fanny and Alexander. This is Spinal Tap. The Vacation Trilogy. Jaws. Jaws 2. Jaws 3. Jaws 4.

Television:

Everybody Loves Raymond

Books:

The Gospel of Zebidiah. The poems of Jarn Wolfenstein.

My Blog

Its not a French film, but we do have Parris.

Everyone should check out the movie I helped make as a part of the Barnyard Calamity Players.  Its a take on the Crucible: 120 Days of Salem.  I play both Reverend Parris, portrayed as a o...
Posted by Joe on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 06:37:00 PST

Dead of Night

I'm in a band, we play Amebix-inspired metal.  I sing.  Or something close to it.  We recorded last summer, and we just remixed everything.  We're releasing it all as a 5-song 12",...
Posted by Joe on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 07:34:00 PST

Precious Cox

I forgot this story.  A week or so ago, we had someone come into our store to drop off a resume.  One of my employee's handed it to me.  I usually peruse them, to see if they'd be a goo...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 03:37:00 PST

What has life come to when all the pleasant things are bad for you...

It's been a night of Leatherface lyrics, Mush is so amazing.  Such a great album to listen to when you're drunk and alone.  And otherwise.  I found out what my raise/promotion was toda...
Posted by Joe on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 09:02:00 PST

I am the creator of this universe

I'm in one of those weird moods where I don't want to go to sleep, so I'm updating my myspace profile, and writing here, where some of my friends actually read this fluff.  I don't...
Posted by Joe on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 12:09:00 PST

The Menstrual Police

My sisters and I (and Sunita, El's roommate) came up with a fantastic Halloween costume.  The Menstrual Cycle(ist).  Basically, I dress up like a Minstrel, with a bike helmet, and I'm a Mins...
Posted by Joe on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 05:24:00 PST

Tax Bracket this, Uncle Sam!

Woo, I'm moving up into the next Myspace income bracket.  Drinks are on me.  Something bad will surely happen to me to even things out, though perhaps this is evening out the fact that I was...
Posted by Joe on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 06:40:00 PST

The cosmic forces are surging

Being young has it's advantages. I broke my achilles tendon last Saturday, running a race.  I can't walk that well, let alone run.  I call bullshit on that one, God.  He's just getting ...
Posted by Joe on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 04:35:00 PST

Dead of Night

Listen to how we sound when someone hits a record button on a boombox during practice, and then Brian performs computer nerdery on what is spewed forth. www.hxcmp3.com/Dead_of_Night I can't believe we...
Posted by Joe on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 11:37:00 PST

Reason my family is awesome.

My kid sister, Eleanore, is making a series of limited edition t-shirts, featuring our father, Walter Joseph Pienta.  The first one is a picture of him from high school where he's actually beardl...
Posted by Joe on Sun, 28 Aug 2005 07:02:00 PST