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THE FORCE

We Taught Your Girlfriend That Thing You Like!

About Me

WE BLEED FOR THIS!
Were out for funky fun, and the rhythmic celebration of your bum!
We go deep, and many have been satisfied till climax!
This ain't no one night stand...it's a real occasion!
The Motherland
Here's some footage of us from a Battle Of The Bands we won on 2/23/08 at The Pickled Onion in Beverly:
Buy Our Shit!...Weez Po!
Click The Shirts To Purchase...
Click Fliers Below for Upcoming Show Information...
DO YOU SMOKE CHEEBA?
US TOO! ...sick of getting hassled by the cops? ...wanna rest easy knowing your not a criminal, just an American?
Tuesday, Nov. 4th 2008...GET OUT AND VOTE YES ON QUESTION 2!!!!!! LET'S DECRIMINALIZE MARIJUANA IN MASS!
Click the frame below, and resister to vote:
Click the frame below to check BAND4MASSCANN...affiliates of the Boston NORML chapter, those who bring us Hempfest, the ones fighting for marijuana decriminalization in MA. They spread awareness through love, and rock n' roll:
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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/24/2007
Band Website: Your lookin' at it, sunn!
Band Members:
LORD SCYENTIFIK - SERIAL KILLER

THE SKILL - TEEN HEART-THROB

CAPTAIN DUSTY - SUPER BASS WHORE!

JEFFRY JAZZ - SEX SYMBOL

THE RED NIGHTMARE *PAULY G RYAN* - GENTLEMAN

FUNKY FORCE ALL-STARS:

LADY PAIN - SIREN

ADAM ROURKE (recording) - LEAD FARTS/ENGINEER/PERCUSSION/GENIUS

JAIME RIOUX (recording) - BACKING VOCALS/ENCHANTRESS

THE ANDWUTZ (recording) - BACKING VOCALS/VIXENS

Influences:

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Sounds Like: A Cat In Heat
Record Label: None
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Countdown To Halloween: Part 2

Hello again, you wacky little freaks. This Halloween, the chocolate faced, bloody skinned miscreants from THE FORCE are gonna be hiding in bushes...scarin' little kids tryin' to get candy. The day af...
Posted by THE FORCE on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 07:18:00 PST

The Force Halloween Countdown 2007

As some of you may know, The Magick Men Of Mystical Melodies (The Force) will be descending upon Dodge Street in Salem this Halloween. Hope you all can party with us...I know the line at Dodge is...
Posted by THE FORCE on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 06:16:00 PST

Mass Cann/NORML "Dirty Blunt Flavored Rock"

Hempfest Pre-Party was a fuckin' blast last night.....huge shouts too all you muthafuckas for comin' out n' showin' love. Frothy blunt flavored kisses to Mass Cann/NORML, n' High Times for havin' us....
Posted by THE FORCE on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 08:16:00 PST

Jocelyn "Making Love Real Again"

  Jocelyn...a marvel of life.  Her stay, although short...cast an everlasting impression on all who had the pleasure of knowing her. She has made love a real emotion to be felt again by the ...
Posted by THE FORCE on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 02:31:00 PST

Scyentifik Bithday Extravaganza...The Indefinate End

Gee whiz y'all! Thank you so much to all my friends and fans for making my birthday so special. It's amazing that you all made it out for such an early set. For those who came and missed us..I'...
Posted by THE FORCE on Sat, 23 Aug 2008 01:32:00 PST

Sweaty Girls In The Combat Zone

Good Grief!Last Saturday night was madness!  All your favorite super-heroes were in full uniform ...cleaning up the underbrush of you butts...making for safe passage to funky town.The Apprentices...
Posted by THE FORCE on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 11:39:00 PST

WITCHSTOCK Party Peoples And The Dodge Debauchery.

Allow us to take this time to thank all you lovely lovely's, and love filled lovers for smearing your purple heart blood into our open wounds of funk. WITCHSTOCK WAS A BLAST!....DODGE STREET WAS ...
Posted by THE FORCE on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 01:23:00 PST

Funk At The Speed of You! OLIVERS II

well...last night was another sugar shimmered evening in sweaty dance floors and scratchy vocal cords. candy colored hearts to all "apprentices of funk" drippin' flavor in our mouths, and on our fin...
Posted by THE FORCE on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 06:52:00 PST

We Won Battle Of The Bands!

HOLY SHIT...WE FUCKING WON!The Funk Force Five is ecstatic right now...words are not doing any justice to the way we are all feeling. First lemme start by saying THANK YOU ALL so much! The Apprentices...
Posted by THE FORCE on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 06:59:00 PST

Deflowerd Club Goers In Bostons Soft Spot

My word, what a night!  Sincere thankfulness and benediction to each any every worm inside that apple last night.We popped the first cherry any of us had popped in years.  Yes...we maimed an...
Posted by THE FORCE on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 02:50:00 PST