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ill break your bicycle and leave you for dead

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me


Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Your dashing good looks
Your Favorite Target: Penguins
Your Kill Count: 1,476,164,129
Your Battle Cry: "Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?"
Years You Spend in Jail: 54
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $179,121,566,394,127
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 14%
Quiz created with MemeGen [email protected] I.M. ME!!!!!!!!! TXT ME!!!! well im BiL Vs CoiL and im a DJ (DJ diGitaL spring) ive got five CDs out, ask me about them if you want a copy or are just currrrious......and i like haveing fun and holding someone in my arms...i drive a lot, i like driving around with nowhere to go, i have a pro lisense from california laguna seca school of driving, i have an'94 ford escort GT, its slow but its not as slow as your car UGH!, i used to ralley and tarmac race, but i love street racing, highway racing, drifting, drag racing and anything to do with integras, skylines, S15s,AE86s and vipers, if you live close to me and ever wanna chill, ask! and ummmm yeea wanna know more, messege me or IM me on AIM x6sic6bipolrprid, im mostly on MSN messenger [email protected] o u re beside me o n the [s e a t] Got your hand on the {sh i f t er} And you c o n t r o l how fast /we.. go by j u s t how hard you wanna squeeze Its hard to steer when y o u r e b r e a t h i n g in my ear but I got both hands on the w h e e l while i got both hands on your G E A R S By now, n o doubt that w e were heading s o u t h I guess nobody ever taught her not to speak with a f u l l m o u t h Cause this was it, like { f l ic k i n g } on a switchi work my ass off at a job i hate for my sexy apartment i love laying on the coutch and watching movies with OreO my doggie i love candy; mainly gummys i know how to swim my universel word for anything is SholoCk i collect dust and other misc. things im really big on cuddling and kissing, touching caressing and squeezing im a lil gamer. computer, xbox, and of course, the lovely ps2 cant wait to get a ps3 my favorite book is the of mice and men ill doodle on anything-- like my history class desk or perhaps someones arm skin i love taking pictures i get a total hard one when i see a chick with braces(not really but i fucking love girls with braces) my favorite animal is the black panther, favorite insect...i mean spyder is the black widow i have fig newtens i drink like a fish i love quizs i cuss...a lot i love finishing things and beating up people that start shit im not a borne assain, i only wish i could be id love to be "the one" or "mister right" i had a blind turtle named *drum roll* fishy, although he was blind.he was still a good ninja i sometimes wonder if someone will ever love me as much as i love my dog oreo im a pro driver, ralley and tarmac and the streets and highway and dark roads i can whistle loud...kinda my fathers dead to me basicly, but i love my mom for being here even to this date and shes getting married to my new father cal, soon i text more then i talk ive been used for sex i didnt mind it ether i love hip bones on chicks that stick out a lot or a lil doesnt matter but love it when the stick out im sortof a blunt person i know what manners are what heals me kills me i rarely change things about my self, i still dress how i did in the 8ith grade, its just more out there and its how cool emo kids, straight edgers and hard liners and whatever else scene that wears girl pants dress, which is really dumb, cuz well, if you look at most the boys on here, there hair is in there face for 95% of them, strange how things take place.... i hate people and trends sometimes but it does nothing for anyone so i let it got all the time im stubborn i have ex-friends here we are again, pretending not to notice, the illness sneaking in i wasnt there, im not involved, im inoccint, its not my fualt joinin labor, hate your naboir, faith aint in favor, oh babe here i do as i please, here in the suicide trees, hate your naboir, ill scratch at my skin i dont regret, i just wish i could have done a lot of things differently or not at all i tend to grow on you; kinda like bread mold i know how to shoot, i like to go to gun ranges i was born in a good time period but i would have fit in better in some ancient castle, or a roman bazar...maybe i used to be a dragon slayer i hate chocolate sometimes im swedish, german, danish, french and english more then half svveeedish though obey, obey, betrey, betrey, you are not uniqe, you do not need to think, take it, take it, i will, i will, you sucumb so nicely, like a dieing dog, i will, i will i own brass knuks, their stained and chipped ive been growing my own hair since birth ive stripped for rent money i sometimes feel i am a complete human version of ethan from Ctrl+Alt+Del.com im scared of thunder, but i still like it i say the word onion weird the color orange is my favorite im completely obvious; example: when a girl gets stabbed in a movie "OH MY GOD THAT GIRL JUST GOT STABBED!" i say :like: and :cleanest feel: to much i also go by CoiL, but theres a battle with that, hence the 1/4BiL Vs CoiL1/4 thing, thats cuz some people call me BiL and a few people call me CoiL and the rest of the people call me other things i talk too much when im comfortable im writting a book on microsoft word about me being a cannaballistick batman, 58 pages so far i love DanceDanceRevolution i plan to pulish it and name it //{Pickles: A Prison Story}.... i hope it happens for me im hoping to be a graphic/website designer one day, maybe but i want to be in the navy first i cried during the book to kill a mockingbird i love fast food i want to live in raccoon city and shoot zombies i cant eat pizza without taking off my pants im a great asian vampire my favorite car is the honda/acura integra, my dream cars are the dodge/hennessy viper venom 800, lethal 750, and the nissan/nismo Skyline, 400R, GT-R, G35, and the bugatti veyron 16.4, but my car is way better, cuz its mine....well im not here for promos im here for friends and love, so yea im a guy i like to chill with my friends and im the SCREAMER/lead VOX and bass in my newest band, then my buddy eric from papa jhon is lead guitar and backup volcals, jason drums, we have a few other people that jam with us but we dont have any other permanents but we are defenitly looking for two more people we are +++bloodred roeses+++

My Interests

women that can love me more then anyone else, music, chicks, bewbs, puppies, plastic, cars, vampires, fake candy, money and madness

I'd like to meet:

some eaither boy or girl drinking buddies! hell yea!or chickies like these these

Music:

techno, rock, screamo, emo,punk, jrock(good), goth rock, metal, speed core, 80sTHURSDAY, BUSH, Instatute, early koRn, System Of a Down, Black Tape For a Blue Girl, Bella Morte, 30 Seconds To Mars, From Autumn To Ashes, Marilyn Manson, Azure Ray, Orgy, early Green Day, Queens of the Stone Age , Mushroomhead, Slipknot, Methods Of Mayhem, Nevermore, Simple Plan, The Used, New Found Glory, Iron Maiden, Staind, Kittie, Nine Inch Nails, Incubus, Coal Chamber, Static-X, Chevelle, Tool, Everlast, Kyuss, Evanescence, Barenaked Ladies, Second Coming, Alice DeeJay, Three Days Grace, Bowling for Soup, Trapt, Deftones, White Zombie, Rob Zombie, Fallout Boy Eiffel 65, Linkin Park, Fuel, Cold, Atreyu, early Disturbed, Godhead, Dry Cell, Tricky, Rage Against the Machine, Sublime, early Metallica, Godsmack, Offspring, Guns N' Roses, Three Doors Down, Smashing Pumpkins, Seven Dust, Cold, Sex Pistols, Postal Service, ANTI-Flag, The Bled, Alice In Chains, Twisted Sister, Drowning Pool, Alkaline Trio, Sublime, Aerosmith, Pantera, Gravity Kills, Foo Fighters, Straylight Run, Nirvana, Chevelle, Hocico, Fear Factory, Papa Roach, The Offspring, Apoptygma Berzerk, At the Gates, Bad Religion, Bile, Bolshoi, LEFT OVER CRACK, Stabbing Westward, Cannibal Corpse, Cave In, Chimaira, Blink 182, Christian Death, The Muse, Coil, Crazytown, Crossbreed, Deadsy, Dream Evil, Spine Shank DevilDriver, Dimmu Borgir, Front Line Assembly, Godhead, HIM, Hopesfall, Joy Divison, KMFDM, Lacuna Coil, London After Midnight, Lost Prophets, Love Like Blood, Taking Back Sunday, Meat Beat Manifesto, Eve 6, Fighting Gravity, Killswitch Engage, Finch, Wumpscut, Saves The Day, Brand New, My Chemical Romance, Down To Earth Approach, The Get Up Kids, The Starting Line, Coheed And Cambria, The Movielife, The Early November, Funeral For A Friend, Hawthorne Heights, Boys Night Out, Hellogoodbye, Senses fail, Reggie And The Full Effect, Armor For Sleep, Sunny Day Real Estate, Roses Are Red, The New Amsterdamns, Halifax, The Starting Line, Story Of The Year, Matchbook Romance, Relient K, Midtown, From First To Last, Letter Kills, Motion City Soundtrack, Further Seems Forever, Hidden In Plain View, The Juliana Theory, Thrice, Self Against City, Gratitude, Spitalfeild, Glasseater, Moneen, Jack Off Jill

Movies:

DUMB AND DUMBER!!!!! night at the roxyburry ace vetura, anything that has jimmy bimmy immie uhh, i like horrors with blood, guts, missing limbs and eyes

Television:

funny stuff, family guy, that 70s show, south park, trigger happy, reno 911

Books:

i dont like to read books but i fuckin looove magazines,IMPORTtuner, MODified mag, SUPErstreet, HONDA tuner, i love it all, i also like seventeen and cosmo

Heroes:

fuck heros im my own superman school dropout

My Blog

and then SHE says i felt it up agenst me, i melted right then and there

1. Real name = BiL wollen2. Nickname = jet, CoiL 3. Status = mucho grandea!!!!!5. Male or female = the first one10. Hair color = poop 15. Are you a health freak = im not 16. Height = almost six feet17...
Posted by ill break your bicycle and leave you for dead on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 12:19:00 PST

theres babies on fire and weve got smiles on our faces

So lemme get this straight, you want my juice in return for some sexual activities?Were guilty til we dieSo its been a pretty good week, ive had a lot of fun with my sweet girl and ive been driving al...
Posted by ill break your bicycle and leave you for dead on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 06:41:00 PST

wow, am i even missed????

people are fucking unfriending my llame ass, ive been gone, ill still be gone, not gunna type my resons besides hardship, if you still wanna know me when i get my computer going again, let me know, iv...
Posted by ill break your bicycle and leave you for dead on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 05:49:00 PST

so paint it black and take it back

i am a worm before im a mani was a creatur before i could standi wont remeber before i forgetTEN FAVORITES01. television show: That 70's show, aaannd that family guy for sure02. flower: black rose, or...
Posted by ill break your bicycle and leave you for dead on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 06:26:00 PST

who is it, its pat!!

euhhh huh someone stole my diary!!!!!! uhh ughhuh PRESENT01. is your hair up: some of it yes02. is your cell phone right next to you: yerp03. are you single: fuck off04. do you miss someone right now?...
Posted by ill break your bicycle and leave you for dead on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 06:03:00 PST

52 blog posts so far, half of them are quizs!!! like this one, BAM!!

001: Real Name- BiL 002. Nickname - CoiL003. Single or taken - single.....help me?004. Zodiac Sign - fish 005. Male or Female - both!!006. Elementary School .. white head in woodland cali007. Favorite...
Posted by ill break your bicycle and leave you for dead on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 11:41:00 PST

seven years means i wont randomly leave you

so im back from my internet and home vacation, so to speak, ive been back for a week now, just didnt haveanything to say, now i have things on my mind, its 237 am, i told people i was going to sleep,...
Posted by ill break your bicycle and leave you for dead on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 07:13:00 PST

two fun quizs, yey.......

1) Do you really like anyone? yes i do, she knows it and i know it, i just got to get my car going2) Do you really dislike more than 3 people?: not really3) How many houses have you lived in?: 6 house...
Posted by ill break your bicycle and leave you for dead on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 11:56:00 PST

learn how to speak with your mouth closed

do you know what its like to feel ugly all the timei miss the track.....so i watched the american la mans, sooo fucking exciting, sooooo many crashes, cars with 800+ horse power pushing there limits, ...
Posted by ill break your bicycle and leave you for dead on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 10:58:00 PST

well never really means never, cos u said ill never get laid by ur mom, look what happened

so i got up early, blasted the muse on my stereo, i was awake and alert eatting my coco pebles and answering the emails you great people reply to, and i headed out, completely landed that interview, m...
Posted by ill break your bicycle and leave you for dead on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 10:26:00 PST