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Shay Laren

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Hi, I'm Shay Laren the Penthouse Pet of the month June 2006, check it out. First off I want to say that yes this is me, no one else runs this page or reads my emails accept for me, I just wanted to make that clear so I don't have to answer anymore emails asking that particular question. Second, if I don't get back to you right away don't be discouraged, I'm very busy. The only other reason I wouldn't get back to you is if I think your crossing the line with your words or assumptions. Other than that I love the comments and messages. Anyway, I just started nude modeling last January. Of this year and I have to say it has been a blast. Everything has gone by so fast and I feel honored to have been picked for Penthouse so quickly. I use to live in Maui the most beautiful place on earth.(I just recently moved to Florida in order to work more). In April of 2006 I went to NY for the first time and appeared at numerous radio stations, including Bubba the Love Sponge, and Raw Dog. I have also appeared in Girls of Penthouse, High Society, Cheri, Cheri Tart of the Year, Rockstar, Hustler, and Perfect 10. Also I just appeared on the Howard Stern show. Anyway my webpage just went up so check it out www.ShayLaren.com!!! The only place where you can find exculsive photos and videos of yours truly. Www. ShayLaren.com is not my website, I had nothing to do with that, any so called quotes from me on that website are false and did not come out of my mouth. I am very proud of what I do, so if you don't approve, then save your comments for someone that cares to listen to you complain. I'm here to make friends, so please add me to your friends list. Thanks!

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Hopefully YOU! Look out for any updates that I post on MySpace about upcoming appearances!Frequently Asked Questions & Comments:Question: Can I have your AIM, MSN, Yahoo!, ICQ, etc.? You don't allow us to email you on MySpace, you can't promise me that you will reply to my comments... So how can I get in touch with you?SL: I have wayyy too many fans for me to give out my sn. Question: Why don't you have a boyfriend?SL: You see I'd actually have to get offline and stop approving friend requests on here and leave my house to meet one, but I am always so busy with those things along with shooting for my site or working on it, that I just don't have the time. And the elusive "Mr. Right" is not going to come knocking on my door, unless of course he happens to work for UPS. LOL! So what's a girl to do? Washed up at such a young age... life is rough I tell you. *smirk* Luckily I have all of you .. to play with so I don't lose my sanity. :) You guys are like my pretend boyfriends. Yay!Question: What are some of your favorite quotes?SL:All work and no play makes SL a dull girl...I need a vacation from my vacation!Here's to lying, cheating, and stealing. If you want to lie... lie for a friend! If you want to cheat... cheat death! And if you want to steal... steal a heart!When life hands you lemons, make lemonadeYep! That one is something else! She'll be bookin' whammers in no time!My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in tin foil!Comment: You have huge tits!SL: I really hope that's not all you think about.Question: Are they real?SL: They are REAL big and REAL nice and that's all you have know! Would you walk up to someone and ask them if their nose was real? Now tell me...have you ever had penile enhancement surgery? See how stupid those questions sound? Now run along...I have things to do.Question: Will you send me some photos of you?SL: No. There is plenty of me out there on the net. So please don't ask.

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Sooo I get I lot of messages. And people ask me questions and comments like : Question: "What do you like to do?" SL: I love you all, but PLEASE READ my profile, it will tell you all ab...
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