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Pigtail Goddess

He's got a nice body...he's wearing Belgian pants.

About Me

I'm in grad school right now so my mood is somewhat unstable at all times. I haven't cried and tried to leave yet, but I'm prone to episodes of extreme and unforgivable (though certainly understandable) bitchiness. During those times I can only be quelled with fajitas from Cafe Adobe or a good hour on my Nintendo DS. I've given up trying to warn morons away from my page, so if you're one, by all means, please email me. I need someone to take the stress of my days out on and my boyfriend has started to flinch when I make sudden movements.
your life is your life
don’t let it be clubbed into dank submission.
be on the watch.
there are ways out.
there is a light somewhere.
it may not be much light but
it beats the darkness.
be on the watch.
the gods will offer you chances.
know them.
take them.
you can’t beat death but
you can beat death in life, sometimes.
and the more often you learn to do it,
the more light there will be.
your life is your life.
know it while you have it.
you are marvelous
the gods wait to delight
in you.
-The Laughing Heart; Charles Bukowski


My Interests

In no particular order:
-travel
-food
-sarcasm
-cartoons
-anything with skulls on it
-bunny slippers
-video games
-mermaids
-reading
-dark chocolate
-nature
-the smell of men's cologne
-pajamas
-music
-the sky five minutes before a storm
-feminist literature
-GUINEA PIGS
-the particular condescension of Lady Catherine DeBurgh
-philosophy
-art (creating and viewing)
-Greg Wise's thighs
-comic books
-olive loaf
-"your mom" jokes
-costume parties
-mythology
-thunderstorms
-anything blue-raspberry flavored
-kicking some major ass in SSX Tricky
-Sanrio
-anime
-sushi
-cooking
-making out with inanimate objects
-men with dark eyes, tempestuous hearts and restless souls

My favorite websites:
- The Sneeze
- Engrish.com
- The Best Page in the Universe
- zefrank.com
- coloringbookland.com
- Red Meat
- Natalie Dee
- Group Hug
- BUST
- ChickenHead

I'd like to meet:

Mark Ruffalo, Clark Kent, the inventor of olive loaf, Genma Saotome (in panda form), people who still read books, those with a well developed sense of sarcasm, and your mom.

Music:

Frou Frou, R.E.M., The Killers, Green Day, Loreena McKennitt, Fiona Apple, The Moody Blues, Joni Mitchell, Enya, Nico, Patty Griffin, Simon and Garfunkel, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Dido, Liz Phair, Aerosmith, Norah Jones, Sarah McLachlan, Sade, Sting/The Police, Madonna, The Cure, Coldplay, Thievery Corporation, Interpol, Crystal Method, Prodigy, Paul Oakenfold, Air, Pete Yorn, Joan Armatrading, Frank Sinatra, 80's, classic rock, world music, big band, pretty much everything but country.

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Lost in Translation, Garden State, Sixteen Candles, Breakfast Club, Quills, Dangerous Beauty, Pride and Prejudice, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Sense and Sensibility, Drop Dead Fred, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, 13 Going On 30, Hero, The Royal Tenenbaums, My Life Without Me, The Blue Lagoon, The Sweetest Thing, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, The Maxx, Swingers, Harry Potter, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Napoleon Dynamite, Waking Life, Kill Bill, A Room with a View, A Lot Like Love, Just like Heaven, Old School, Bachelor Party, Coming to America, Hitch, Gross Point Blank, Closer, Like Water for Chocolate, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Rainbow Brite and the Star Stealer, The Chipmunk Adventure.

Television:

If you ask me, TV has taken a turn for the worst with reality shows and sensationalized newscasts. I don't watch it much, but when I do I'll flip to reruns of Sex and the City, Food Network, Cartoon Network or the Discovery Channel. I miss Comedy Central when it still played the good stuff: Ab Fab, Dr. Katz, The Kids in the Hall, The Young Ones.

Books:

The DaVinci Code, The Time Traveler's Wife, Prayers of an Accidental Nature, Drought, Cunt,Edith Hamilton's Greek Mythology, Harriet the Spy, Bridget Jones' Diary, White Oleander, Wicked, Grendel, Harry Potter series, Reviving Ophelia, I Like You, Smoke and Mirrors, The English Patient, The Prophet, A Tear and a Smile, The Secret Garden, The Silver Nutmeg, Sex and Other Sacred Games, A Wrinkle in Time, The Alphabet Vs. the Goddess, The Rose and the Beast, The Calcutta Chromosome, Peter Pan, Book of Shadows, feminist literature, faery tales, poetry, really smutty smut novels.

Heroes:

Ben & Jerry. Aunt Jemima. Cap'n Crunch.

My Blog

My birfday's coming!

That's right!  On June 11th I will be 27! WHOOOOOO!!!!  If you're required to get me a gift (because you're related to or in love with me) or you just like me enough to get my one anyway you...
Posted by Pigtail Goddess on Wed, 23 May 2007 10:10:00 PST

Classy broads

Stumbled (literally) across a great website today.  Though if you're conservative, you might not be as tickled by the anti-Bush, pro-choice and otherwise liberal collection of merchandise found h...
Posted by Pigtail Goddess on Wed, 02 May 2007 07:24:00 PST

Always put salt in your eyes...

One of my favorite Kids in the Hall skits. For some reason I think of this one when I'm sitting in class at night for 3 hours. Hmm... ...
Posted by Pigtail Goddess on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 01:43:00 PST

Benito style non-drunken proclamation

As part of my therapy to overcome the PDA fear that Benito says I exhibit, I would like to announce that I have the best boyfriend in the WORLD!  That's right.  It's true.  Let me start...
Posted by Pigtail Goddess on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 07:57:00 PST

New Years pictures

Here are pictures from my New Years trip to Atlanta. I spent the evening at Jocks and Jills downtown with Benito and his friends Matt, Jeff, Becca and Katie. $40 got you all you could eat and drink ...
Posted by Pigtail Goddess on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 09:08:00 PST

The 29 Healthiest Foods on the Planet

Interesting article I found while "Stumbling."  The 29 Healthiest Foods on the Planet The following is a "healthy food hot list" consisting of the 29 food that will give you the biggest nutr...
Posted by Pigtail Goddess on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 09:58:00 PST

My box is trouble.

So apparently my cigar box has stirred up a little trouble for the paper.  According to my friend Beth, it's the first nudity shown in the paper in years.  Glad to have stirred up trouble, b...
Posted by Pigtail Goddess on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 07:40:00 PST

I'm famous! (sorta)

A few weeks ago I posted a blog with pictures of the cigar box I painted for Hight Cigar Co.'s charity anniversary event.  Today Chip sent me a clipping showing that my box was one of the ones fe...
Posted by Pigtail Goddess on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 07:51:00 PST

My Dating Profile

Your results are in!  You are:     The Sudden Departure Random Brutal ...
Posted by Pigtail Goddess on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 01:16:00 PST

Would you be a good Dominatrix?

Mistress You scored 73% Dominance and 67% Technique! Oh my - you clearly have the instincts and the desire to take charge in the bedroom. With your attitude...
Posted by Pigtail Goddess on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 12:45:00 PST