About Me
A lil about me mmmm, Im a 20yr old drafter from townsville qld.I am very importantant, I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany..Im a pretty easy going lad, i get along with almost everyone i meet and like to have a good time..but then again who doesnt? I enjoy the finer more simple things in life, mates, booze, fine cars, even finer women, Many would tell you that i consumed 8 whole cooked chickens in one sitting, this for the most is a lie, i have also single handly circumnavigated the world in brodies croc fighting tinny, escaped from alcatraz using only a toothpick and a piece of soap. I have been to mt everest, played hopscoth with the pope, he won so i shot him...i once went on a drug crazed binge throughout las vegas, i carried with me two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also a quart of tequila,a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls, though its not as though i needed all that, but once you get hooked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. I won the nobel peace winning proce at the age of 17 for resolving the war between the shiets and the hurry christners. I am world rock paper scissors champ using my accredited "crow bar" technique. and have dined with both the Queen, Gundi, and bert newton. I have a profound knowledge on anything Rappetti related and have written many award winning editorials on the subjetc manner. I have raced in the D1 drift grand pree using the ke70 mothership, claiming 6 consecetive first places, realising i had nowhere else to go i retired from the sport and now can be found teaching underpriveldged children the way of the jedi knights. I am me, if you dont like me then fine by it, i have lived most of my life trying to please others..now its time for me..PERFECTION HAS A NEW NAME...IT IS P.A.Y.N.E!!!DREAMSCAPE 2007..NOW ACCEPTING PHOTO'S FROM ANYONE WHO WAS THERE!!!!2 WORDS....FUCKING AWSOME!!!GRINNERS IN INNISFALE!!!FARKING AWSOME TIME!!!!!!!!!
