You know... |
.... those people who are always trying to tell you what's best for you, what you should do, how you'll be happy, yada yada yada... They are really fucking annoying. I should know, I'm one of them! I'...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 18:18:00 GMT |
Its when youre sat at home on your own.... |
... Laughing [hysterically] at porn, howling for no apparent reason and quoting lines from "Charlie the Unicorn" that the phrase "Godamnit! I am fucking insane!" truly hits ho...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 22:03:00 GMT |
Never before.... |
.... have a bird and a cat been so amusing.I refer of course to the unimaginably fat blue cat and indistinguishably small bird that are part of virgin media's VirginiD channel. A channel devised to he...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 17:56:00 GMT |
Rather annoyingly.... |
... after much deliberation, the things I'd most like to change about my life I realise I never had much control over them in the first place. I think this applies mostly to my relationships... if ind...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:09:00 GMT |
"With this thing. This thing I hold in my hand.... |
............. This spoon. I shall gouge out your heart." An interesting statement, especially when you take the time to consider who might actually say something like that, & if it is actuall...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 17:44:00 GMT |
I could kick your ass.... |
.... but you'd have to come a little closer.Who would say such a statement? A power geek sitting at a computer far from the real world, stfu'ing those N00bs [whatever the fuck that means], perhaps&nbs...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 18:17:00 GMT |
Life is a............. |
....... Rollercoaster. I swear thats a song. Or a lyric in a song. Or a part of a song. Or something to do with a song... Meh, I would go check, but then that would ruin the start to this blog. O...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 22:16:00 GMT |
You put the art in..... |
.... Retarded. I do believe that is the greatest lyric ever written. The Bravery: more than just a little bit gay.
Anywho, it's been a while since I've written one of these bad boys, kinda feel bad ab...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 23:24:00 GMT |
I fear..... |
.... that my cynicism is taking over. It like I am a beast of pessimism now; no optimisitic thought or idea can penetrate my hide. Any number of ideas can be put forward as to when this subtle transit...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 22:45:00 GMT |
He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man... |
... as quoted from the great Dr. Samuel Johnson. A truly great man, without whom this beautiful, exquisite, fine, painfully frustrating language we call English would not be what it is today....Then, ...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 00:57:00 GMT |
