glare |
My rear view mirror doesn't work at night. The lights of following cars glare up my back windscreen which is filthy with dust. My right wing mirror rattles, quite audibly. It is saying "look, this is ...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Mar 2009 04:03:00 GMT |
also |
bring forth the pimms, winter and a gleeful day on kawau island with the wallabies, mansion, and peacocks. fix up, quick smart. pip.
Posted by on Mon, 23 Mar 2009 01:49:00 GMT |
sexy cartoon animals |
I'm going to make a documentary about 4 leaf clovers. anyone got any? no? change of plan, it shall be about furries, i.e people who have fetishes about dressing as animals and having sex. no shit, thi...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Mar 2009 01:43:00 GMT |
nose studs in summer |
are just as gross as they are in winter, you're just delirious from all the vitamin D you've been getting for the last few months. Grab a lemonade Popsicle, Chill out and don't do it, seriously. Also ...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jan 2009 02:26:00 GMT |
Citizen Zane |
thinks that it's unfortunate but if he were to build his own Xanadu, it would probably have to be in Parnell. Stink. Unless he could buy the Domain? Sans Stink. Or maybe it could be the grounds of Dil...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jan 2009 01:57:00 GMT |
I'm so embarrassed |
about everything I did in High School. I can definitely wait to be that embarrassed about this blog in 5 years.
Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 02:25:00 GMT |
It's a bummer heights high. |
I have just completed my second year of a Bachelor of Performing and Screen Arts, school of Screen Arts majoring in Production Management. I am almost dead from it. If I have learned anything in my p...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 02:13:00 GMT |
who the fuck? |
who will get drunk in a field with me and pretend to be vampires? who will picnic at the beach with me tomorrow or the next day? who will stand next to me and remind me not to eat over Christmas? Who ...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 02:02:00 GMT |
’Wholly Daze’ by Murray Edmond |
Expressions of freedom require no freedom of expressionSelf turns back on self with bitterest remonstranceLosing the plot losing the remote the picture won't stopNot either nor but both snoring togeth...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 03:06:00 GMT |
return interject ions |
It must suck to be the Father. In the beginning, your spirit is hovering over a formless void and you create perfection. Then when perfection isn't quite perfect you send your son to fix it. Every par...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 07:49:00 GMT |
