buggerboy tom

I am Buggerboy Tom. I am a big fan of santas buggerboyz. I have just been released from Grendon prison on probation for downloading indecent images of children from the internet. I am big fan of male fisting videos. Naturally I'm on the sex offnder register. My hobbies include drinking and grouse shooting, I do NOT believe in self control, and my turn-offs include cloudy days, country dancing, and girls who say theyll do it and then dont, even when theyre pissed.My mother is dead. I use her organless torso as a receptacle to grow potatoes. I like potatoes. I love my mum.My dad loves potatoes. My dad is not dead, but he might as well be. He’s chained up in the cellar. I feed him packets of Monster Munch and cans of Dandelion and Burdock through the hole I smashed through clenched teeth with a stainless steel dildo. Last night I read him ‘Slaughterhouse 5’ by Kurt Vonnegut. We cried and laughed together. I love my dad.