Time-Space-Existence |
"TIME"If you put the entire age of the earth into one hour, that is "4.6 billion years" the first 50 minutes would be mostly made up of single celled organisms and the last ten minutes made up of anim...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 00:17:00 GMT |
Same One Twice |
A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "I...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 21:45:00 GMT |
WTF |
Ok so........... A theme is on the rise....!! Maybe someone can find an answer or help me to understand how telling someone who just waited on you hand and foot that a great job shou...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 03:30:00 GMT |
How do you rate your local joints toilet paper? |
Ok.. This is the 2nd time this has happened to me working at the Olive Garden restaurant... Last night I walk up to greet a table! Older couple in their 60's.. I see they already have 2 glasses ...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 14:21:00 GMT |
For those interested in the Marijuana Movement! |
http://danslegalizationofmarijuana.blogspot.com
Did you all know it costs 22,000 dollars to incarcerate 1 person for a year in jail for crimes like smoking pot! Most pot smokers don't make ...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 10:59:00 GMT |
Got Milk? |
After several hours of extremely exhausting and acrobatic sex with a blonde he'd just met, a man walked into his kitchen and poured a glass of milk. Noticing that his member was sti...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 18:23:00 GMT |
First Body Part to Heaven?!? |
A nun was teaching a class and asked the children what body part do you think goes to heaven first. A young girl raised her hand and the nun called on the girl.. The girl...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 18:01:00 GMT |
4 Types Of Women |
"A guy has 4 different types of girls.. 1. Wifey 2. Boo 3. Bitches 4. Ho's 1)Wifey is irreplaceable...but she is the only one that is irreplaceable...She is the girl that the guy loves and will always...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 17:34:00 GMT |
An Italian Boy's Confession! |
Italian Boy Confession lol
Body:
Damn this is a good one....."Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?""Yes, Father,...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 11:09:00 GMT |
Ghetto Dictionary.....!! Get Your Pass |
1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody. 2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good. 3. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectumboth. 4. Disappointment - My pa...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 11:00:00 GMT |
