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About Me

I'm fairly dissatisfied with most goings on in my life. Don't know why. Too apathetic to change things. The only thing I consistently try to improve is my pyrokinesis. It hasn't worked out so well for me so far, but I'm certain that I've come close and improvements are on their way. My pen got really hot once when I tried. Almost there, baby.

I drink a lot. When I can, anyhow. No reason. Life's just much nicer when certain parts of your mind stop normal functions. Daddy likes his medicine.

I may seem awkward and say some weird or seemingly unfunny shit, but if one could hear or see whatever's going on in my head at the moment an uproarious chortle would be had by all. A guffaw, even. The delivery's just not so good.

That is all...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Maybe a talking animal. Or some sort of self-aware machine, like a moped with a god complex. I would just laugh and laugh at him, I mean, he's a fucking moped!! Jackass...

Also, DAVID LEISURE. HE is that HE is, and is the TRUE KING. HIS Qrown of Thornz was donned during EMPTY NEST, and HE has ruled since, and shall forever. Also, his Nissan commercials kind of made me laugh a little.

Movies:

I watch any/everything. As much as possible. I've seen some of the worst shit ever filmed, but occasionally I'll find a gem of modern cinema in the midst of all the crap.

Television:

Futurama. Fuck Family Guy, though. Yeah, it's funny at first. But five seasons of the same jokes used over and over just ruins anything. Unless you think repetition and predictability in the acts as the show goes on is just fucking hilarious, then yeah...there you go.

Books:

Readin's for faggots.

Heroes:

Jim J. Bullock, David Leisure, Richard Moll, Ted McGinley, and robots. Not a specific robot, just robots in general. Unless they break Asimov's Law. Then they must be banished to Robot Island...although I guess letting all the errant robots group together to plan our fleshly demise isn't all that wise.

My Blog

I wohnna rawk, RAWK....

For around a month, I shall be incommunicado via the internet. I'm sure that this is of no concern, since I really don't talk to anyone. But, if you'd like and have my number, you can give me a call i...
Posted by Cody? on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 03:28:00 PST

Ha, cha cha cha cha

Delerium. Setting in. Taking over. Four hours or less sleep each day. I don't eat. Feel like I'm dreaming all the time. What's happening? Oh, yeah, I'm pulling twelve hours each fuck night in the guar...
Posted by Cody? on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 10:15:00 PST

Ass and Tiddies. (that's how it was spelled in the '80s)

Last night, I fell in a ditch full of shit and God only knows what else. This is the second time that has happend to me. Once in Iraq, and now in this L.RonHubbard-forsaken place. Let me reiterate: I'...
Posted by Cody? on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 11:17:00 PST

Robble robble...

So, check this out, yo. I get my ass chewed today for smoking in a HUMVEE. I was told "You know better than this." Yeah, maybe I do, but also, I've been smoking in HUMVEES for the last five and a half...
Posted by Cody? on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 03:44:00 PST

But really...

Everything goes to shit all at once. Why's this? What does He have out for people? Relationship down the drain, stuck in a third world shitpool, facial neurological disorder going c...
Posted by Cody? on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 12:33:00 PST

Musings on a very serious subject.

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Posted by Cody? on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 11:42:00 PST

Is this it?

What is wrong with people? Someone you would do anything, anything for tells you that they feel the same way you do. That they miss you as much as you miss them. That they think about you all the time...
Posted by Cody? on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 01:24:00 PST

Eat me

Cannibalism. This is something that I feel doesn't come up in casual conversation nearly enough. I mean, we all know it's out there. But we have to talk about it to truly understand it. Or just know w...
Posted by Cody? on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 12:47:00 PST

Gimme stitches

Alright, I have a confession to make: I really like techno music. I don't know when it started. But I fucking love it. Even without heavy psychotropic medications/huffing pain...
Posted by Cody? on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 11:51:00 PST

here i go again on my own....going down the on...fuck it

texas is beautiful. class sucks. i'm tired. the end. i'll be back in OK around the 22nd or so...for about five days, then i'm gone.
Posted by Cody? on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 06:22:00 PST