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About Me

Erm... I'm not good at bigging myself up or owt so I'll just say this..
I'm mostly either known as 'mouth' (for reasons I totally cannot understand!), or GEOFF. I've even heard someone call me Ian.
The best moment of my life (Apart giving birth to my kids and all that soppy girly stuff) was singing on stage at Keighley with The Mission. I got a good write up in the local paper and everything *nods*. Apart from Mr Wayne Hussey asking my husband how he puts up with me, it was a fantastic night and I'm afraid I got really rather drunk on the red wine that I had actually bought as a bum licky pressie for Wayne!
.. Oh and once I made Dave Vanian say he was my best mate. He only looked slightly scared so that was a result too.
What else? Oh yeah. eBay is my friend and I don't like carrots.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

.. I'd love to cook something for Gordon Ramsey and for him to say it was nice! I'd only gloat a little bit.

I wouldn't mind meeting Roger Waters either. Although I'd probably look and act like an idiot so best not!!

I'd also like very much to meet the one and only Robert Smith. He's only the best goddam lyricist ever. Oh and had I not gone and got married, I would liked to have met Simon Gallup. However, it would have been a very private meeting, from which he would never recover.

My Blog

Dewsbury train station is the ghey.

Fact. A. It's in Dewsbury, B. When I want the train to be delayed by one sodding minute, it lets me down and C. There are no toilets. What kind of a train station doesn't provide toilets ffs. I may ha...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 23:48:00 GMT

Yo bitches

Just thought I'd let you know that I'm here and that. Haven't blogged for ages. So here...Cup of tea and a rice krispes cake is what I'm currently having as we speak. I've bloody earned it. Have the g...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 04:41:00 GMT

Jame Tolinson race for all

I'm running this on the 22nd June for SPARKS. Please sponsor me. Thankings x
Posted by on Mon, 12 May 2008 00:46:00 GMT

I'm reet hard me...

Yesterday I had flesh tunnels put in me ears and went straight to 4mm..... OUCH!! Now that they're not so red, they look bloody cool!! Not going any bigger though. That'll do...In other news, Malachi ...
Posted by on Fri, 25 May 2007 01:38:00 GMT

Work based rantage

It's not always easy to be professional and unbiased at work. I am after all (barely) human!Lemme explain...Sat night, a stupid fucking selfish bitch woman was brought in having consumed a 750ml bottl...
Posted by on Mon, 21 May 2007 02:13:00 GMT

New vid!

Malachi crawling.Please pay no heed to the whining type voice encourging him. It's obligitory for all Mothers talking to their babies to sound like twats.Malachi Crawling Add to My Profile...
Posted by on Fri, 18 May 2007 02:48:00 GMT

WGW FOOTY RAFFLE

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Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 13:28:00 GMT

Calling all This Morning fans/Students/Stay at home Mummies...

Is it just me, or is This Morning crap on a Friday?Think we should all campain to make Fern work on Fridays.It can't just be me who turns the telly over after Jeremy Kyle!
Posted by on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 03:56:00 GMT

Arm wrestling championship 2005

I've added this vid from the good old days!! There's the word fuck in it so probably not kiddy safe!!Oh come on. Tis I. You didn't expect no swearing did you?Arm wrestling championship 2005 ...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 02:10:00 GMT