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About Me

i can't live the button down life like you. i want it all; the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! sure, i might offend some of the blue noses with my cocky stride and musky odors. oh, i'll never be the darling of the so called "city fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards and talk about "what's to be done with this homer simpson!?"background!
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MySpace Layouts MySpace Codes MySpace Backgrounds contacts!sleep with me?
What Your Sleeping Position Says
You have a passion for everything - including sleeping.
Outgoing and brash, you tend to still shock those who know you well.
You tend to be selfish. You are the most likely type to hog the covers.
You gravitate toward comfort and don't like extreme situations.
What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?yea duh!
You Are 44% Girly
You're a little girly, a little boyish, and probably a whole lot indie.
You have your own unique style, and it pretty much defies gender lines. How Girly Are You?perfect
Your Personality Is Like Marijuana
You're laid back and easy going, so much so that taking a shower is often too much trouble for you!
Nevertheless, you're quite popular, and many people enjoy your company. You're rarely turned down.
You're prone to giggle fits, paranoia, and forgetting where you are exactly. What Drug Is Your Personality Like?is anyone really surprised?
You Are Boyish Sexy
You're the kind of girl who gets along with all the boys
Whether it's holding your own in a game of touch football...
Or kicking some major butt while playing Xbox.
You hang with the guys easily, while still keeping your girly sexiness. What Kind of Sexy Are You?I SUPPORT

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

the boy with the sunglassesand of course kelly

My Blog

I & THOU

ok. this is strange. i'm pretty sure that i want to have sex with pastor melissa scott.i want to do dirty sick gruff sexual things to her. i would do terrible things to her. and she would love it. if ...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 22:14:00 GMT

story

awake crying in the middle of the day. beneath a sky that's breaking with every breath. i look at his smile and only tears to be found. it's nothing. he's holding his hand out. how can i take it? i on...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 18:28:00 GMT

throw your voice

"Despite your pseudo-bohemian appearance and vaguely leftist doctrine of beliefs you know nothing about art or sex that you couldn't read in in any trendy New York underground fashion magazine. Protot...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 02:27:00 GMT

maxwell

sometimes, you get a very nice surprise. one that knocks you off your feet and makes you smile. one that catches you at the most unexpected moment and takes you back to a time that you had forgoten ex...
Posted by on Wed, 17 May 2006 09:40:00 GMT

i just hate you so god damn much

you waiting around the corner you sneaking in the window you trying to see what's behind my eyes you trying to steal a kiss while my back is turned you lying you taking you wanting something you can...
Posted by on Sun, 14 May 2006 03:12:00 GMT

the nameless silent killer of the music in my head

i'm so bored with you. can't you see the glaze in my eyes when you speak. don't you understand it's too late? it was too big. too little. too much, not enough. when it comes right down to it grandmoth...
Posted by on Tue, 02 May 2006 23:02:00 GMT

at the end of the day

it's one of those times where you feel completely unimportant. i find myself looking at my life and wondering what i'm doing? where am i even going? yea yea, everyone asks that. but i'm taking some s...
Posted by on Mon, 01 May 2006 18:44:00 GMT

i currently have no blog subscriptions

i currently have no subscriptions. i currently have no idea what i want. i am doing a phenomenal job of making everyone else around me question my well being. i can't stand the idea of remaning the pe...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 22:20:00 GMT

i can't help myself

lucas is a cold-hearted asshole and as he stated, i'm a cold-hearted bitch. perhaps that is why we are such good friends. perhaps that's why we're bound for a dark fate. but he delivers to me al...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 14:40:00 GMT

(don't read) i'm drifting asleep at the wheel

i'm not happy. that's what i said. i think that's what i meant. i don't know in what capacity i'm unhappy. but i'm just not smiling. i don't feel like laughing, being in love, caring, or being. i feel...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 09:03:00 GMT