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General Jovan

I'll cut your armies down, and turn your heart.

About Me

I am cool, calculating, and ambitious. I believe that Evil usually triumphs over Good. I will choose what is convenient rather than what is right. I think trust is for fools and trust very few people. Whether you are a friend or an enemy, I will keep you close. I am a General.

My Interests

I'm really into video games, especially strategic ones. I like to read fantasy novels, watch sci-fi movies and do other shit nerds like to do. I love drinking with my bros and a sweet party.

I'd like to meet:

A good person...that would be a wonder.

You scored as IV - The Emperor. The Emperor represents power. There is nothing subtle about this Tarot card. The Empress has power through love.The Emperor has power through power. He is in control, he is forceful and ambitious. Nothing will stop him. He is a natural leader, having either been born to the role or having disposed of all those who stood in his way. If well aspected in a Tarot spread this card can indicate success. It represents obstacles overcome, goals reached and ambition fulfilled. If badly aspected it can indicate either weakness or an abuse of power.

IV - The Emperor


88%

II - The High Priestess


75%

I - Magician


75%

VI: The Lovers


63%

XVI: The Tower


63%

0 - The Fool


63%

XIII: Death


56%

XV: The Devil


56%

X - Wheel of Fortune


50%

XI: Justice


50%

VIII - Strength


50%

III - The Empress


44%

XIX: The Sun


13%
Which Major Arcana Tarot Card Are You?
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You scored as Lawful Evil. A Lawful Evil person is someone who respects laws, customs, or traditions, but will try to bend them to suit their own needs. These people have little concern for others they hurt, being intrinsically self motivated. Despite this, they value order and obedience to authority.

True Neutral


65%

Lawful Evil


65%

Chaotic Neutral


60%

Chaotic Evil


55%

Neutral Evil


55%

Lawful Neutral


50%

Chaotic Good


50%

Lawful Good


45%

Neutral Good


45%
What is your Alignment?
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Music:

I love Deftones, Slipknot, As I lay Dying, A Perfect Circle, Chevelle, and Queens of the Stone Age. There are many others, but all from the same genre. I'm a musically prejudice person and don't much like other kinds.

Movies:

Fight Club is my favorite movie. I love those movies that screw with your head. I'm also into epics so The Lord of the Rings trilogy and Gladiator are my favorites too.

Television:

The Simpsons and Family Guy are great shows. Even though The Simpsons is in its decline it still comes out with a good show now and then. I freaking love Blade the series.

Books:

I like reading books by George R.R Martin. Foremost of these is "A Song of Ice and Fire". He's a great author who has deep character development and believable stories. Even though the world is in a fantasy setting.

Heroes:

My heroes are those that changed the world. Jesus, Napoleon, Confucius, Edison, Hitler, Armstrong, Einstein, Oppenheimer. Whether what they did was good or bad, they will be remembered for all time, and thats how I'd like to be.

My Blog

Musing.

I just got back from Pasadena yesterday. It was a great trip, filled with sun, booze, snobby bitches, and breath-taking views from where we stayed. It also gave me a time to reflect. While I was on t...
Posted by General Jovan on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 12:44:00 PST

Awake

Floating on a dark ocean, All alone in the cold, The wind and water kill me, So little left of this mold... And then far away a beacon, A light of warmth and hope, I can't believe what I'm seeing, I p...
Posted by General Jovan on Fri, 18 May 2007 12:55:00 PST

The War

Imperialist expansion, Ruthless ambition, Totalitarian actions, Deified cognitions... Bringer of order, In a bath of blood, No easy fodder, To BECOME... A different man, A calmer face, A healing hand...
Posted by General Jovan on Mon, 14 May 2007 02:27:00 PST

Rest

I feel a little numb, I feel kinda sleepy, Sublime and lethargic, Happy yet weepy. I have achieved nirvana, I no longer care, Hopelessness is bliss, Complacent, not scared. So I collapse inward, And i...
Posted by General Jovan on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 01:07:00 PST

To Be Human

I'm sick of your expectations, the rage has taken control.   To hell with your criticisms, I hate your vain soul. I blink out your affect on me, by embracing something new.   Thank God for&n...
Posted by General Jovan on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 04:27:00 PST

Where I Atone

I turn you onto faith, You become so willing, I eventually let you down, I keep you filling.   Full of empty promises, Full of all false hopes, You fight against logic, But are pushed against the...
Posted by General Jovan on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 02:49:00 PST

The Nursery

Its time to gather my little friends, And put them into there places, They are all so very different, They all have seperate faces.   Anger is a ball of fire, He never forgives twice, He can burn...
Posted by General Jovan on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 11:15:00 PST

My Heart.

I have a hole in my heart, and nothing in the world can fill it. I die every night, And every day am reborn. No one can help, in this battle against myself. Too much has been lost, in this war of hell...
Posted by General Jovan on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 01:19:00 PST

TRUE LOVE

You are gorgeous beyond words,I cannot describe,The flowing of your hair,The moon in your eyes.Your perfection entices envy,Your grace brings a smile,To my unworthy countenance,For you I'd walk miles...
Posted by General Jovan on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 07:13:00 PST

The Champion

Here comes your hero, your paladin of light, Oh how he glitters, such an impressive sight. Atop his courser, he says such grandiose things, He gives the masses smiles, he looks every bit a king. The ...
Posted by General Jovan on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 09:28:00 PST