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Joel

El Chorizon

About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorI do what i can to keep things badass. ...and i do a very good job.

My Interests

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Music:

American Head Charge, Rammstein, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Flogging Molly, Ours, Rasputina, Pantera, Seals & Crofts, Rage Against the Machine, The Haunted, Dick Dale, Artimus Pyledriver, Nine Inch Nails, Crossbreed, Mellowdrone, The Mayan Factor, Manic, Tito & Tarantula, Incubus, Dredg, Coldplay, Lamb of God, Machine Head, Joe Satriani, Soulfly, Static-X, Queens of the Stone Age, Gwar, Rob Zombie, White Zombie, Jeff Buckley, Marilyn Manson, Slayer, Sepultura, Tool, Slipknot, Stabbing Westward, Stray Cats, 30 Seconds to Mars, The Smashing Pumpkins, Keane, Korn, Blue Man Group, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Throwdown, The Cardigans, Muse, Devil Driver, Coal Chamber, Fear Factory, Down, Bjork, Hatebreed, Blind Melon, Bright Eyes, Linkin Park, Otep, Anthrax, Mudvayne, Black Sabbath, Alice In Chains, Yngwie Malmsteen, Ted Nugent, Audioslave, Blackk Label Society, Chimaira, Flaw, Godhead, The Cranberries, Dimmu Borgir, Everclear, H.I.M., Terror, Stone Sour, Lifehouse, Kittie, Filter, Orgy, Prodigy, System of a Down, Third Eye Blind, Steve Vai, Mastadon, Evaline,... etc.

Books:

The Black Rose by: Thomas Costain. long as shit. old as hell. and damn good. slowly but surely, im reading it.

Heroes:

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My Blog

"NONE OF THAT 'HARDCORE' KICKBOX DANCING SHIT!" good times with DEVIL DRIVER!!!!

DAMN, THESE GUYS NEVER SEEM TO DISAPPOINT!!!! yet another fuckin amazing devil driver show. the show started off strong with a new band out of georgia by the name of arimus pyledriver... they were act...
Posted by Joel on Sat, 20 May 2006 12:42:00 PST

My date with the devil... the DEVIL MAN!!!! a show horrific proportions... ZOMBIE!!!!

this entry may be a short one... im having trouble even thinking of words good enough and descriptive enough to describe the show i just saw. if i thought Rob Zombie put on an amazing show when i saw ...
Posted by Joel on Fri, 05 May 2006 12:25:00 PST

...they never cease to amaze the shit out of me... NINE INCH NAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok... its 4 o'clock in the morning... im freezing my ass off; i smell like a sertain drug, i stink in general, my head hurts, my ears hurt and are still ringing, and i my eyes burn.... i couldnt feel ...
Posted by Joel on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 02:44:00 PST

Strange, yet grand, times with DEVIL DRIVER!!!!!!

ok... i just got back from the zao/DEVIL DRIVER/trivium/in flames show... and it was --  strange, to say the least. first off... when i got upstairs (the meridian) i got a DEVIL DRIVER flier... ...
Posted by Joel on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 01:04:00 PST

simply put... NINE INCH NAILS BITCH!!!!!!

JESUS CHRIST!!!! *echo* ..christ... christ ... christ that show was FUCKING MIRACULOUS!!!... there are very few words that can possibly describe how INSANELY FUCKING BADASS that fuckin show was FUCK a...
Posted by Joel on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 07:50:00 PST

BACK TO THE FUCKING BONSAI!!!! WITH SOULFLY!!!!!!

HOLY FUCKING SHITFUCK!!!!!! that fuckin show was GODDAMN INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!! BLOODSIMPLE WAS FUCKIN BADASS THROWDOWN WAS FUCKING INSANE AND SOULFLY... soulfly... soul FUCKING fly what the fuck else n...
Posted by Joel on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 01:21:00 PST

...asshole....

yup... apparently im an asshole because i went and had a great time at a concert, and then came back and wrote about it... yup that makes me an asshole... i dont know how; but i guess it does so what ...
Posted by Joel on Sun, 04 Sep 2005 09:11:00 PST

OZZ FUCKIN FEST YOU FUCKIN SONS UH BITCHES!!!!!!!!.... nigga

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OZZFEST WAS FUCKING INSANE IN EVERY CONTEXT OF THE WORD!!!!! absolutely amazing. more than worth the 55 bucks i paid to go. a lifetime of memories... just at th...
Posted by Joel on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 04:15:00 PST

NINE INCHES OF THE STONE AGE

yes, it is ever so true... i have my NIN/Queens of the stone age tickets... floor tickets to be exact : ) i shall be (hopefully) front and center for the ENTIRE show... and (even more hopefully) i'll ...
Posted by Joel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

...post Head Charge trauma

i know this one is a bit late coming... but that show was beyond words.... absolutely PHENOMENAL!!!! there are no words to describe how insane that fucking show was... hmmmm.... how can i compare.... ...
Posted by Joel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST