"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!"
"God damn you half-Japanese girls; You do it to me everytime." I would love to just be left alone....people suck....all this nonsense that they think I need to give a shit about....JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!!.."Except for you... You are cool"
"I know you want me baby, I think I want you too..Don't put out, I'll put you out. Won't get out, I'll push you out...Wouldn't piss on fire to put you out. Am I too nice, to buy you ice. Bitch if you died, I wouldn't buy you lice... But I guess that's just what sluts do. How could it ever be just us two. I never loved you enough to trust you. We just met, and I just fucked you... I'll slap you off that barstool, there goes another lawsuit. Leave hand prints all across you... Put anthrax on a tampax, and slap tou 'till you can't stand... But I do know one thing though, bitches they come they go. Saturday through Sunday, Monday; Monday through Sunday yo. Maybe I'll love you one day. Maybe we'll someday grow. 'Till then just sit your drunk-ass on the fuckin' runway ho." Well before I said "Too much To List" But what the fuck else I gots going on...here it goes 0.) Jessica Simpson 1.) The Jesus Lizard 2.) Nirvana 3.) Nine Inch Nails 4.) Hole 5.) Sonic Youth 6.) Helmet 7.) Beck 8.) My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult 9.) The Breeders 10.) Rage Against the Machine 11.) Garbage 12.) Mudhoney 13.) The Circle Jerks 14.) Guns 'N' Roses 15.) The Toadies 16.) The Beatles 17.) The Sex Pistols 18.) Veruca Salt 19.) Sublime 20.) Led Zeppelin 21.) Foo Fighters 22.) Green Day 23.) The Germs 24.) Soundgarden 25.) Cypress Hill 26.) Anthony Cumia27.) Elvis Presley 28.) No Doubt 29.) Young M.C. 30.) ONYX 31.) Salt 32.) Red Hot Chilli Peppers 33.) Motley Crue 34.) Billy Idol 35.) Gravity Kills 36.) Korn 37.) The Prodigy 38.) Cream 39.) Da Lench Mobb 40.) Snoop Doggy Dogg 41.) Fleetwood Mac 42.) The Eagles 43.) System of a Down 44.) Bad Religion 45.) One Nature 46.) Undercut 47.) Limp Bizkit 48.) Vanilla Ice 49.) The Police 50.) Skid Row 51.) Silverchair 52.) Black Sabbath 52.) The Kinks 53.) Eddie Money 54.) Billy Idol 55.) Busta Rhymes 56.) Weezer 57.) Alice In Chains ..
58.) Cars 59.) Bush 60.) Hum 61.) Men at Work 62.) Everclear 63.) Sponge 64.) Crash Test Dummies 65.) Mazzy Star 66.) Notorious B.I.G. 67.) Nada Surf 68.) LL Cool J 69.) Steppenwolf 70.) Peter Gabriel 71.) The Who 72.) Tracy Bonham 73.) Britney Spears 74.) Stephen Lynch 75.) Richard Cheese 76.) Faith No More 77.) Filter 78.) John Lennon 79.) Paul McCartney 80.) Eric Clapton 81.) jimi Hendrix 82.) The Doors 83.) Dr. Dre 84.) DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Frsh Prince 85.) Dire Straits 86.) Counting Crows 87.) Cake 88.) Audioslave 89.) ZZ Top 90.) X-Ray Spex 91.) The Rejected 92.) The Rolling Stones 93.) The Beach Boys 94.) Primus 95.) Pearl Jam 96.) Wings 97.) OutKast 98.) Norah jones 99.) Ol' Dirty Bastard 100.) Stone Temple Pilots 101.) Beastie Boys 102.) Velvet Revolver 103.) Queens of the Stone Age
"I'd rather be insulted by you, then someone I respect. If I don't share the same view; it's just my birth defect." Cheesy Horror.....All Friday the 13th's (for their laughs) the Halloweens (for the background music) Nightmare on Elm Street (For the concepts) and Texas Chainsaw Massacre (for being the best God Damn movie of all time)
T.V. is for the birds...I have direct tv..and it now carries the whole XM Satellite Radio line up......And now my TV is my main source of the Opie and Anthony Show...Thank God for some quality programming finally.
"Just because the fucker's got a library card, doesn't make him Yoda." Never read one...probably never wil...I know, I know...I am very educated.
"Bitches in stitches" Heroes??? no such thing...you need inspiration??? Go fuck yourself and see if that gives you direction... ..
Well actually, I love few things more than those damned NY Yankees...so they can be my heroes...