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Tilted Kitty ♥

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About Me





Tilted Kitty

Country girl here!! Your basic everyday woman with a big heart. I love to hang out with my friends and family. I enjoy playing poker on Pokerstars and hanging at one of the local Biker clubs in Jackson. I am looking forward to the coming summer, I love boating and swimming. I have kissed many frogs, but not giving up! I'm still searching this world for my prince.



My Interests



playing poker on pokerstars.com ,music of most kinds, swimming, boating, career

I'd like to meet:



FRIENDS

Music:

R&B,Rock,Country

Movies:

All kinds, depends on my mood.

Television:

Lifetime, NFL, Discovery, Soap Net

Books:

anything by Sylvia Browne, Natural Healing, Accupressure, Spirituality stuff

Heroes:

♥ my mom & dad ♥

My Blog

Ten Ways We Hinder The Law Of Attraction

Ten Ways We Hinder The Law Of Attraction ..> Ten Ways We Hinder The Law Of Attraction Body: By: Wendy Betterini--------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------...
Posted by Tilted Kitty ♥ on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 03:01:00 PST

Driving with Grandma

..   GRANDMA:.. The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a, 'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker...I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from ...
Posted by Tilted Kitty ♥ on Tue, 08 May 2007 06:08:00 PST

I'm Sorry!!

I thought this was good food for thought.I'm sorryThat I was raised with respectnot to sleep with you when you were drunkI'm sorryThat my body's not ripped enoughto "satisfy" your wantsI'm sorrythat I...
Posted by Tilted Kitty ♥ on Wed, 02 May 2007 02:11:00 PST

Apache Seasons

Lessons on LifeThere was an Indian Chief who had four sons. He wanted his sons to learn not to judgeThings too quickly. So he sent them each on a quest, in turn, to go and look atA pear tree that was ...
Posted by Tilted Kitty ♥ on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 02:14:00 PST

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up this should make things a bit clearer

..> ..> @ PRISON @ WORK you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle you get three meals a day fully paid for you get a break ...
Posted by Tilted Kitty ♥ on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 03:54:00 PST

Is she pregnant?

An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her > period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore > and buys a pregnancy kit. > The test result shows that the gir...
Posted by Tilted Kitty ♥ on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 08:34:00 PST

What alcoholic drink are you?

You Are Sex On the Beach..http://images.blogthings.com/whatalcoholicdrinkareyou quiz/sex-on-the-beach.jpg" height="100" width="100">When comes to drinking, you like it to go down smooth.You really don'...
Posted by Tilted Kitty ♥ on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 07:37:00 PST

THE PERFECT HUSBAND...If only.

 THE PERFECT HUSBAND Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a  bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins   to talk. Every...
Posted by Tilted Kitty ♥ on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 05:26:00 PST

30 CRUEL THINGS TO SAY TO A NAKED MAN

 30 CRUEL THINGS TO SAY TO A NAKED MAN  1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.2. Ahhhh, it's cute.3. Why don't we just cuddle? 4. You know they have surgery to fix that.5. Make it danc...
Posted by Tilted Kitty ♥ on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 05:16:00 PST

The Keys to Your ♥

..> ..>   ..> ..> The Keys to Your Heart You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets yo...
Posted by Tilted Kitty ♥ on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 05:21:00 PST