I like doing stuff. I have a job. I own things.
Yeah, it's a dog-dangling afternoon......
Sleep, those little slices of death; Oh how I loathe them.
Bears, Cubs, Bulls, Movies, Partying Like A Rock Star, Comedians, video games but mostly THE CUBS!
Ed McMahon, but only if he is giving me an oversized check for $1,000,000 from Publishers Clearing House.
Tool, Nine Inch Nails, Bob Dylan, Nirvana, Tom Waits, Mudvayne, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, Bob Dylan, The Doors, Chris Cornell, Rob Zombie, She Wants Revenge, Beethoven, A Perfect Circle, Godsmack, Pink Floyd, Local H, Cake, Soul Coughing, Pixies
The Number 23, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, The Big Lebowski, Office Space, Punch Drunk Love, Rules of Attraction, Dumb and Dumber, Pirates of the Caribbean, Road Trip, Pulp Fiction, Running With Scissors, Anchorman, Reservoir Dogs, Groundhog Day, Super Troopers, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, The Princess Bride, Donnie Darko, Taxi Driver
Lost, Entourage, My Name is Earl, Family Guy, Simpsons, Futurama, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Robot Chicken, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Weeds, King of Queens, Cheers, The Office, Arrested Development, Extras
On the Road, Survivor, The Rum Diary, Anything by Hunter Thompson or Chuck Palahniuk or Kurt Vonnegut, and a whole lot more
Mitch Hedberg and Hunter S. Thompson