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Al

Paranoia is just reality on a finer scale.

About Me

I recently had a dream that I was some kind of maintenance man. I was trying to get inside an upstairs apartment but in order to do so, I had to climb what appeared to be a 20 foot staircase made out of open dresser drawers. Once I was on the back porch, a man accosted me and told me not to mention what I had seen in his apartment. (He was about to molest a small boy.) I somehow magically appeared back downstairs and decided to go for a run. After running for awhile, I entered an ice cream/sandwich/pizza shop. I ordered two slices of pizza and a large Pepsi. I waited and waited and watched several people who ordered after me get their food. I told one of the gals behind the counter my predicament but was unable to produce my receipt. I thought about just reordering but realized my pockets were full of dimes. Then my friend Sarah popped up next to me and told me to just call over Jaslene. I asked who the hell that was. Then Sarah hollered, "Jaslene" and the chick from America's Next Top Model lifted up her head from behind some kitchen contraption and asked me if I wanted my food. Then I woke up and wanted pizza.a

My Interests

Viruses, parasites, bacteria and other diseases. Forensics , serial killers and mass murderers, psychology , quantum mechanics and the universe, physics , religion and hypocrisy, pop culture and movies , zombies and other things that go bump in the night.
*Ooooh...Seizure Inducing*

I'd like to meet:

Blue-eyed Jewish transvestites with Irish accents.

Music:

NIN She Wants Revenge Korn Static-X Marilyn Manson Muse Switchblade Symphony Rammstein The Dresden Dolls Eisbrecher Siouxsie and the Banshees Tori Amos Stabbing Westward Amy Winehouse Crispin Glover The Smiths Smashing Pumpkins Joy Division Slipknot A-Ha U2 Mindless Self Indulgence Hole Bjork Kidneythieves Creedence Clearwater Revival Leonard Cohen Ludwig van Beethoven Tom Jones

Movies:

8mm 12 Monkeys The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension Agnes of God American History X Batman Returns Beaches Beetlejuice Big Trouble in Little China Blade Bram Stoker's Dracula The Breakfast Club Bring it on Bringing out the Dead The Burbs The Butcher Boy Cabin Boy Can't Hardly Wait The Cell Clueless Dark City Deceiver The Devil's Rejects Dodgeball Edward Scissorhands The Elephant Man Empire Records Event Horizon The Exorcist (original and third) Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Fight Club Frailty Fried Green Tomatoes Galaxy Quest Georgia The Gift The Green Mile High Spirits House of 1000 Corpses Immortal Beloved In the Mouth of Madness JFK Labyrinth Lord of Illusions Lord of the Rings Lost Boys The Matrix Mean Girls Mommie Dearest Nadja Natural Born Killers Never Been Kissed A Nightmare on Elm Street (all but the second one) Pet Sematary Platoon Play it to the Bone Pretty in Pink Ravenous Requiem for a Dream Reservoir Dogs Riding in Cars with Boys Rush The Salton Sea Saving Private Ryan Saving Silverman Saw Serenity Se7en Sixteen Candles (all Brat Pack really) Snatch St.Elmo's Fire Steel Magnolias Stir of Echoes Strange Days Texas Chainsaw Massacre (all variations) True Romance Vanilla Sky Young Guns I and II.

Television:


Heroes It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Ghosthunters Mythbusters Project Runway My Name is Earl The Office Six Feet Under Carnivale Mr. Show Firefly Family Guy Pushing Daisies Dirty Sexy Money Big Joe's Polka Show

Books:

All Peter Straub Max Brooks- World War Z Khaled Hosseini- The Kite Runner and A Thousand Splendid Suns Stephen King- The Stand and The Dark Tower Series King/Straub- The Talisman Robert McCammon- Swan Song and Boy's Life Richard Preston- The Hot Zone, The Cobra Event and The Demon in the Freezer Dan Brown- The Da Vinci Code Jane Austen- Sense and Sensibility William Golding- Lord of the Flies Mary Shelley- Frankenstein, or The Modern Prometheus Brian Lumley- The Necroscope Series The Daily Show- America the Book Laurie Garrett- The Coming Plague: Newly Emerging Diseases in a World Out of Balance

Heroes:


Bob Barker , Dan Rather and Oprah when she's not preachy. Betty White's pretty awesome too.

My Blog

Levels of Hell Test

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels: ..TR> Level Score Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low Level 1 - Limbo ...
Posted by Al on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:46:00 PST

Holiday Cheer

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Posted by Al on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 03:09:00 PST

I desire groupies

I was just looking at people who have subscribed to my blogs (What the hell is wrong with you sick bastards?) and noticed that the caption above it said "Your Fans". My fans. Nice sentiment. Why do I ...
Posted by Al on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST