Al

I recently had a dream that I was some kind of maintenance man. I was trying to get inside an upstairs apartment but in order to do so, I had to climb what appeared to be a 20 foot staircase made out of open dresser drawers. Once I was on the back porch, a man accosted me and told me not to mention what I had seen in his apartment. (He was about to molest a small boy.) I somehow magically appeared back downstairs and decided to go for a run. After running for awhile, I entered an ice cream/sandwich/pizza shop. I ordered two slices of pizza and a large Pepsi. I waited and waited and watched several people who ordered after me get their food. I told one of the gals behind the counter my predicament but was unable to produce my receipt. I thought about just reordering but realized my pockets were full of dimes. Then my friend Sarah popped up next to me and told me to just call over Jaslene. I asked who the hell that was. Then Sarah hollered, "Jaslene" and the chick from America's Next Top Model lifted up her head from behind some kitchen contraption and asked me if I wanted my food. Then I woke up and wanted pizza.a