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Name: André
Birthday: 18/10/84
Birthplace: Chase Farm Hospital/ N London
Current Location: Earth
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'11
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambidexturous if i need to be.....
Your Heritage: Bajan & Montserattion, Chinese on my bajan side and Irish on my Montserattion.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Trainer slippers
Your Weakness: Excessively and skillfully applied lip gloss! :oD
Your Fears: God!
Your Perfect Pizza: Strawberry Jam Meatfeast! Felt adventurous the other day and it was SERIOUS!!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To... *ahem* destroy a couple of ego's!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: OMG I H8 uzn frazes like dem! Propa ritin FTW!
Thoughts First Waking Up: "I wish i could stop time so i could sleep anuva 12 hrs!"
Your Best Physical Feature: My Oesophagus
Your Bedtime: Yes coz im 5years old arent I...
Your Most Missed Memory: Primary school
Pepsi or Coke: Water
MacDonalds or Burger King: KFC
Single or Group Dates: Group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Never tasted them!
Chocolate or Vanilla: None, strawberry!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Yuck!
Do you Smoke: Errrrr........ NA!!
Do you Swear: Sometimes
Do you Sing: Yea.... i sound like a cross between Miss Piggy and Kermit! Call me Pigmit!
Do you want to go to College: Nope im in Uni!
Do you want to get Married: Hell yea!
Do you belive in yourself: Higgy hell yea!!!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope!
Do you think you are Attractive: Ofcourse, confidence my boy confidence!
Are you a Health Freak: Nope but im health conscious!
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes suh!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Errm... ok
Do you play an Instrument: Piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Nope havent even drunk it in the past year!
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope havent even smoked in the past 22 years!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Are u dumb!?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Does taking myself out for McDonalds count? I even payed for everything...
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: YUCK!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Are you bonkers!?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Not in the past month, no...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nah im not a ruffian!
Ever been Drunk: Nope
Ever been called a Tease: Yea its my middle name
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: Yea but it wernt my fault tho, i had a bad conscience named..... DANIELLE!!!! Lol!
How do you want to Die: Happy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Im already grown son
What country would you most like to Visit: America
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: *Danger alert*
Favourite Hair Color: *Danger alert*
Short or Long Hair: *Danger alert*
Height: *Danger alert*
Weight: *Danger alert*
Best Clothing Style: Dancer or girly girl!
Number of Drugs I have taken: Loads!!! Anadin, Ibuprofen, ABC Plus, im a freaking drugaholic.... Jackass!
Number of CDs I own: Damn dont make me count!
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: Zilch
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing!
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Last Thing You Burned While Cooking? Water
Describe Your Self In 3 Words: Ketchup, Plate, Fork
How Long Does It Take You 2 Get Ready? 30-45 mins
How Many People Have U Thought Were The One? Zilch
What Turns U Off About The Opposite Sex? Being overly sexually reserved! BOOOOOOOOORING!!!(And NO u dont have to be a ho to not be sexually reserved! Remember the line 'Lady in the street, freak in the bed' and u cant go wrong! :oD) and BO in its many forms (Breath, armpit, foot, hair, etc) ESPECIALLY if they are DAMN sexi too! It ruins God's beautiful work! Smoker's = Big tym turn off! Oh and 1 more thing! If they DO NOT have a sense of humour then they can SHULLUP AND GELLOUT!! Double big tym turn off!
What Were U Doing At Midnight Last Night? Yapping on da fone with Aishy-Wyshy!
Who Is Tha 4th Person In Yo Missed Calls List On Yo Cell? 'Chubby girl from Morrisons' (Yes that is her name in my fone book, I never heard her name when she gave me her number and its far too late to ask now! :oS)
When And Where Was The Last Place U Traveled? Some place near suffolk for paintball.
What Is A Saying U Say Alot? ''Cheese on bread!'' Errrrr....... NA!!!
Worst Date Ever? 1st: Made no effort AT ALL in her apperance and smelt like her best friend was a Yak Farmer *Mistake number 1* 2nd: Didn't attempt to take out her purse as she expected me to pay for everything coz she thought she had it like that *Mistake number 2* 3rd: Got upset when i looked at her, and then paid for myself *Mistake number 3* 4th: Could not hold a convo for longer than 5 minutes *Mistake number 4* unless she was ignorantly arguing about a subject she had no clue about *Mistake number 5*.... I could go on all night peeps!
What Would U Do If U Could Be The Opp Sex 4 Tha Day? Get some common sens.... *ahem* i mean... *ahem*.... yea. (Damn im gonna get beat up!)
Total Jail Time? ((7 x 5) X 2 + 10 - 33 x 5 - 35 / -4 + 50) = Hrs spent in jail
Worst Physical Pain You Ever Experienced? Fell off my skateboard, slid down a hill, tearing the skin from the back of my hand!
Best Time 2 Catch U In A Good Mood? Errrryday son!
What Song Are U Listening 2 Right Now Elmo's song ''This is the song, la la lala, Elmo's song!''
Favourite Sexual Position? Ur legs, my shoulders....
What Do U Notice 1st About The Opp Sex? If they are blessed or DAMN UGL... *ahem* I mean, beautifully challenged.
Favourite Physical Part Of The Opp Sex? LIPS, LIPS, LIPS!! All u have to do is bite them and I'll frigging.... actually, let me keep that too myself... _
Soft Sensual Sex Or Porn Star Sex? ''Choose one, get the other absolutly free, free, free!!!!''
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Your Seduction Style: The Natural
You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen.
Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people.
You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find!
People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast. What Is Your Seduction Style?
Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect
Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it.
You have the confidence to make the first move.
And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best.
Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing! Are You a Good Kisser?So yea, for some strange reason people like to call me names like 'mad', 'mentally ill', 'insane', 'ahhhh look at the crazy guy with the chainsaw!! God... somebody help me please!!!' I have no idea as to why they would say such things but, yea, oh well... Anywhooooo, in comparison to my friends (YES YOU ASWELL ALEX!!!) I am actually the most normal guy around. The video below proves this! Take it away Joseph!Boy Steal Food
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