TH[E] Boss™

I'd like to meet:

→Jenny McCarthy to see if she's that crazy one on one
→The cast of Family Guy. (I know it's a cartoon jackass)
→Vanessa Marcile...making Vegas VIP's feel special
→The first guy that said "Sure, go ahead and see if that Tazer works, it's only a 9volt battery!"
→Jeff Bagwell from the Astro's
→The doctor that did your implants...to shake his hand for the view!
→Al Pacino and Robert DiNero, just to get them into a bar fight.
→I wanna drink with Ray Liota
→A Scottsdale $30,000 Millionare that actually owns his BMW 3 Series.
→Jenna Jameson...One smart business lady
→The asshole that thought the 'snooze' button was a cool idea
→Hugh Hefner...cause every guy wants to
→The guy that thought 3 holes in a bowling ball was cool
→Godsmack...best fucking band!
→Vida Guerra...and her ass....wow
→Creator of the Around The World Buffett at the Rio in Vegas...mmmm...
→Crew from CSI:Vegas
→Brooke Burke...giving hot moms everywhere hope!!
→Anyone rocking Whisk[E]Tango gear!
→Salma Hayek...just to speak to me in spanish
→Creator of the Butterfinger candybar
→Alicia Keys...great voice too!
→Jesse James...'Pay up Sucka'
→Eva Mendes...mohito's anyone?
→The Voice in my head that forces me to say something without thinking
→Jessica Alba...just because
→Jackass's that pimp trick out a Dodge Neon..Hello!..its still a Neon!
→The person responsible for lacey boy shorts for girls! THANK YOU!
→The originator of chesty park enhancements for women
→The smartass that brought us peanut butter & jelly combined in a squeezable bottle
→Bill Gates...to get my free copy of Vista
→Shyla Stylez... ;-) Could teach me a few things.
→The Japanese guy that thinks he can build a better female than the USA
→Samantha Fox...I wanna duet with her
→Ed Norton....to teach me the Illusionist trick!
→The guy that actually figured out if the chicken or the egg came first
→The inventor of bottomless steak fries at Red Robin...pure genius
→The person that found the right mixture to bring us Vikadin!...damn wakeboarding
→Courtney Simpson....oh wait did that at Dos.
→The guys from the rock band TOOL....oh yeah, party'd with them in Vegas!!
→The genius that mixed Jaeger and Red Bull! yummy
→A cop that won't let a chick off for showing her boobs!...yes, I'm jealous
→The person that said 'Yeah, I'll do that for a Klondike bar"

→any many more to come.....(haha, I said come)